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Commentaire de Elrox

Uh oh!

Commentaire de 1189207

Hopefully it's not another one about....him.

Commentaire de regma

I'm pretty sure this isn't a book with milk ads in it. Also not sure if I want to know what's going on with a certain pally here either. Lol

Commentaire de EolienWoW

Who know that two simple words could bring so much fear into my heart. I have a feeling this book is going to be an udder disaster.

Commentaire de tooltip

I had it drop from a Traqueur rochepin in Highmountain.

Commentaire de LilNicky99

Oh my.

Commentaire de fohhee

Squeeze it yourself

Commentaire de mango5zx

I think, I have seen something familiar in other place, but I don't remember where.

Commentaire de JuliaHB

Well well now... we'll have to get a new video from Nobbel to add this book to the line up! Lolz!

The Story of Marcus (Steamy Romance Novels) - Lore

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The Story of Marcus - Part 2 (Steamy Romance Novels) - Lore

Commentaire de vindurza

tauren oh fun

Commentaire de CaptainJitters

You can find the three characters in-game in Thunder Totem. Upon entering, Marcus gets up to leave saying 'Well, that was certainly unexpected.'

Commentaire de rosierose

Genuinely surprised how lewd and perverse these has gotten!

Commentaire de helge41

Full story:

"So there i was, surrounded by at least a hundred murlocs!" the heavy mustached man proclaimed, gesturing in a wide arc.

The tawny tauren gasped in amazement. "what ever did you do?" Her voice had a brawny, muscular tone to it.

"The only thing i could do my lovely." Marcus patted the sword resting on his thigh. "I brought them to justice!"

"Oh! With just a dagger? You are so brave!" Tanda cautiously reached for the blade, but pulled her hand away at the last second.

Marcus bristled. "What? This is a two-handed sword, enchanted to the hilt. Perhaps not as big as you've seen, but i know a few tricks to really make it sing,"

Tanda smiled demurely, fluttering her enormous eyelashes. She picked up one piece of cheese and held it close to Marcus's lips. "Try this, it's homemade."

The handsome paladin stammered, "N-no. I'm, um, lactose intolerant."

Tanda place the cheese back in the bowl. "Oh. are you sure? Does that mean you can't tolerate me?" The buxxom tauren stepped forward, pressing herself against Marcus. The substantial height difference placed his face squarely in her chest. unable to see, he flailed in protest, finally finding purchase on her firm backside -- his muffled apologetic sounds only made her giggle and squeeze him more tightly.

Just as his other hand found her tail, the light dimmed as an imposing figure moved into the doorway ""What the..."

Tanda exclaimed, "Bax, no!"

Marcus pulled his head away and gasped for air, looking at the angry tauren with wide eyes. "It's not what it looks like!"

Bax charged, ramming into Marcus while uttering his challenge, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!"

Marcus reeled and caught himself, digging his heel into the dirt. Seizing a horn in each hand, he held the tauren's head down, fighting against his tremendous strength. Bax forced his head up, grunting and spitting in anger, only to have it repeatedly pushed down. They locked eyes for a moment, and with a final heave of explosive force, Bax wrenched himself free.

The powerful tauren swung his arms out wide, as if to crush Marcus in a mighty hug. "Blades of light!" proclaimed the paladin. A huge, pulsating sword thrust up from the ground between the two combatants, tearing through armor and clothing, searing the thick chest hair of Marcus and cutting a fine line into the tauren's muscular chest.

Before they could move again. Tanda raised her hooved leg into the air and brought it down with warlike force. The man and the bull wobbled, clearly stunned. "Stop it. both of you!"

Marcus regained his composure and looked at Tanda, and then to Bax. Fur was ruffled and the bare parts of their leathery skin glistened with sweat. As they all stared one another down, the ridiculously good-looking Marcus spoke. "Well, since we're mostly undressed already..."

<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>

Commentaire de Carpenightly

If you leave Thunder Totem and head East, the second hut has a man and 2 Tauren laying together. The stars of the story 'Got Milk'

When you walk up you trigger a line of dialogue.

Commentaire de stathisdjs

This story is actually "real". There are two NPCs in Highmountain (64, 60), inside a hut, Marcus will walk out. Collier en argent brillant is inside a small jewelry box by Tanda's side.

The thought of what happened here blows my mind.

Commentaire de Dreylia

That cheese is "homemade"...

Commentaire de Kurasu

These two tauren have the exact same last name.

.... for the sake of my sanity, I'm going to assume that tauren, like humans, take the same name as the one they are mated with. Because otherwise.....

Commentaire de nabziF

This is just wrong on so many levels! I cannot believe Blizzard would stoop so low as to expose the public to...such...f-..filthy, disgusting...depravity! Have they no shame? Where do we draw the line huh? These were funny at first but now they've gone too far! If you've any shred of decency or virtue you'd do best to write Blizzard a strongly worded letter of disapproval, like I'm going to. But first...

I'll be in my bunk.

Commentaire de candylord2

Well now. That's quite the surprise.

Commentaire de Califree

As a Draenei, I find this udderly charming.

Commentaire de Wyr3d

But they're Tauren. Ew...

Commentaire de Aritra

Damn, I accidentally sold mine. Why are these grey items? /cry

Commentaire de shadowedscholar

I love these books, and damn was I not expecting to ever actually SEE Marcus in game. Apparently these romance novels aren't fiction at all. :)

Commentaire de kaytie

"<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>"
You don't know my life, Blizzard!

Commentaire de Zaropti

Atless the Paladin brought his 'Blessing of Protection'

Commentaire de Fokaszar

I remember seeing the paladin walk out of the hut saying : "Im done here". And man, my first tought was : omg did they have a trio? Looks like i was right

Commentaire de Turanga93

And I am still trying to sell these or change it for another Steamy romance books :D

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Commentaire de Webcitizen117

is the shiny silver necklace made of pearls you think?

Commentaire de ChinPirako

The most disturbing thing about this whole affair is the home made cheese.

Commentaire de Stormbringer4190

prepare yourself, the censorship will come soon

Commentaire de scharky

i'm proud, proud, proud to be a cow....
i'm proud that i say MOO, and not meowww!
my eyes are big and dreamy,
my butter's rich and creamy....
i'm proud, proud, proud to be a COW!

Commentaire de Taraezor

Surprised that the Steamy novels haven't been censored into oblivion. Hmm... thankfully Oblivion is a different game franchise.

Commentaire de NamemeSomething

Can be obtained from Steamy Romance Novels pile during 2024 Love is in the Air event.

Commentaire de CoaFeanaro

Tanda and Bax's neighbour is called Slyhoof the Shameless Shaman. I'm sure he's featured in the next part of the story in some way,

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