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Broadcast Text for 26367 - Moira, Jaina, Muradin, Saurfang, Trollbane Jokes
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03/04/2018 à 23:50
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Datamined broadcast text previews for 26367 contain lots of jokes for major characters like Moira and Jaina, as well as more dialogue related to a possible meeting between Death Knights and the Red Dragonflight.
Jokes
Several prominent NPCs received jokes.
Moira
My people live inside a volcano. Keep pokin' me and I'll show ye how a Dark Iron erupts!
Go ahead... make a short joke. We'll see how well ye get along without yer kneecaps!
Well of course I've got a complicated relationship with me da. Hard enough tae get along with any parent, let alone one made outta freakin' diamond!
At first I was irritated by all that "yaaaaaaas queen" nonsense. But, eh... I'll permit ye tae carry on with it!
Jaina
After all these years, you're STILL trying to get under my skin? Some things never change...
Of course I got my sheep staff. Who do you think coined the term "Woolomancer"?
Funny... I never even realized I had lost my Kul Tiran accent.
So you think you know what it's like to date a bad boy? Girlfriend... you have no idea...
Danath Trollbane
Khadgar and I get together once a week for a game of checkers. (Spoiler alert... he cheats.)
Thank the Light I'm finally out of Honor Hold. That place was getting more than a bit ripe.
So Turalyon is all glowy, Alleria goes all shadowy... Hmm... Guess now that I'm back in action, I better find some kind of fancy gimmick!
Thaelin
Know what kind o' work do I do when I don't have the tank wit' me? A... tankless job. Ahahahaha!
Muradin
What the...?! Someone just called me "Kandy King" and asked if they could have a lollypop!
Guess ye could say I've got middle child syndrome. But when one brother is made o' diamond and the other is a famous explorer, it can be hard tae find yer niche!
Roll yer eyes if ye must, but I'm sayin' it anyway... IIIIIIIIIT'S HAMMER TIME!!!
Saurfang
I am too old for this nonsense.
If you knew how much blood has stained my axe, you would not be so quick to pester me!
Why do you keep prodding me? Is there another war to fight? What am I saying... there is ALWAYS another war to fight.
I have served many warchiefs. Go travel the world a bit. No doubt you will run into a number of them.
Bwonsamdi
Ah, a death knight. Ya should come see MY death gate!
Someting about ya seems off... Ah, da smell of a demon hunter.
Ya not be dreaming now, mon.
Ya be tryin' ta feign death, mon?
Dat blink didn't get ya very far, did it?
Hah! Ya didn't roll out of dat one.
I tink ya followed da wrong light, mon.
Ya can't be hidin' from Bwonsamdi, little ting.
Oh, da spirits be with ya now, mon.
Where be ya shiny soulstone, eh?
Haha, all dat armor didn't help ya much, did it?
Overlord Geyarah (Mag'har Orcs)
Some green orc described my eyes as "enTHRALLing"... so I shattered his spine.
Since I came to town, these Orgrimmar orcs seem to stand up straighter.
You fought a war against the Legion... but you didn't think to call us? Seriously? The fate of the entire universe was hanging in the balance, but you couldn't be bothered to... bah, whatever!
Did you ever stop to think that YOUR timeline is the "alternate history" and MINE is the REAL one? Heh... bet I just blew your mind...
Dark Iron Dwarves
Moira and Anduin
Queen Regent Thaurissan, it is good to see you again.
Same to ye, King Wrynn.
You have represented your people admirably in the Council of Three Hammers.
The Dark Iron have proven loyal to our cause for years, instrumental in many battles.
Aye.
It is my great honor to formally invite you to the Alliance, and to apologize for taking so long to make it official.
Eh, just a formality, King! No harm done.
The Dark Iron accept the invitation. For the Alliance!
Rallying the Dark Iron
Many o' our people have advised against us journeyin' tae the surface. But the brave know better.
Now's time for the Dark Iron tae emerge from the shadows.
Azeroth awaits ye, with Stormwind the first spark o' the anvil.
We're forged in the flames o' the mountain, $n. Show the world yer fire.
The mountain gives us life. Grants us strength.
Upon hammer and anvil, our kingdom was forged. With hearts o' fire... and wills o' iron.
The same blood that flows through our veins... flows through Azeroth's as well.
This world must be defended. Forward, Dark Irons! Tae battle we march!
Heritage Armor
Ye've done us proud, $n. I've heard tales o' yer bravery during yer journeys across the surface o' Azeroth.
Return tae the mountain. We've got somethin' special fer ye.
Now the Alliance knows we Dark Iron mean business. I couldna asked fer a better champion.
Thurgaden and Thaelin cooked up a set o' armor tae recognize yer achievements. Wear it with pride, $n.
Sylvanas on Mag'har
A thought previously attributed to Eitrigg in a past build is now attributed to Sylvanas.
An army of militant orcs from another world? Trained soldiers... weapons waiting to be fixed upon the Alliance. Interesting...
Jaina
Be careful who you trust.
We all have our ghosts.
I will never forget.
Control your power... or it will control you.
A single spark can set the world aflame.
I know what must be done.
The Alliance will endure.
A long road lies before us.
What would you ask the daughter of the sea?
It appears Jaina will also play a role in the Siege of Boralus.
That army is enormous... Give the word, and I will teleport us to safety.
The Horde is falling back again? What is their strategy here?
You've done well, heroes, but Boralus is not out of danger yet.
Speak with me when you're ready to put an end to Ashvane's fleet.
Death Knight Dragon Mount Scenario
Past builds
hinted at a conflict between the Death Knights and the Red Dragonflight, and we get some more dialogue related to it.
You are not welcome here, Death Knight.
Two dragons! My what a surprise! Although the living one is... puny.
A knight as splendid as myself should have only the best mount.
Let's get out of here! Let's get out of here!
I believe I shall stick with my original plan and proceed with the ancient one.
So, stand aside little drake, I have business with that pile of bones
$n, protect me! The ritual must be completed!
Ugh. If you would rather do this the hard way then so be it!
Deathlord, $n! This is a surprise!
I am following in your footsteps. Are you here to assist me? I see you brought a gift!
The drake there is a bit small... and still living. Hardly the largest obstacle.
But I had set my sights on that ancient beast of bone behind you. So if you do not mind, I'll be claiming what is mine.
I see how it is, $n! You want to be the only Death Knight with so splendid a mount!
Then I shall take what I am due... by force!
No... Fair...
A final... Death...
You win... Dragon...
I need your help. I need your help.
What a waste...
I survived the Lich King only to taken out by the likes of you... Ugh...
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