Night Fae Ampitheater - Relive Legion and Battle for Azeroth Events as a Theater Play (Story Spoilers)

Shadowlands Publié 16/07/2020 à 16:51 par Neryssa

WARNING: SHADOWLANDS STORY SPOILERS AHEAD!

Forme d’âmeLe clou du spectacleSous les feux de la rampeAct 1: LegionUne représentation spectaculaire

Featherlight: Places, everyone!
Lady Moonberry: For the third time, the Burning Legion descended upon Azeroth.
Ysera looks concerned.
Droman Aliothe: DEATH TO THE LEGION!!!
Audience Member: BOO! BOOOO!
Lady Moonberry: But hope yet remained! Behold! <player>!
Audience Member: Woohoo! Yay!!
Choofa: Hey! I know them! Hi, <player>!!!

Part 1: The Emerald Nightmare

Niya, As Xavius: I am Xavius...
Niya, As Xavius: Line?
Lady Moonberry: Lord of Nightmares!
Niya, As Xavius: Xavius! Lord of Nightmares! Die!
Lady Moonberry: Azeroth's champions confronted Xavius deep within the Emerald Dream!
Audience Member: Who are the Legion?
Audience Member: Remember when that entire world died? That was the Legion.
Lady Moonberry: And so, the Nightmare was brought to an end!
Audience Member: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ysera looks well pleased.
Ysera: It gladdens me to know the Dream is safe.
Audience Member: Woohoo!
Audience Member: Yeah! Beat that weird looking Sylvar!

Part 2: The Nighthold

Lady Moonberry: Once Xavius fell, <player> took up arms against the evil warlock, Gul'dan!
Audience Member: Boooo!
Lady Moonberry: But it wasn't their Gul'dan. This one came from the past... and another world... in an alternate timeline!
Lady Moonberry: I... think that's how it went...
Audience Member: Wait... What?
Audience Member: How does that work?
Lady Moonberry: They fought valiantly, but someone else landed the killing blow!
Windy, as Illidan: HA! You were not... ready!
Audience Member: Well, that was rude.

Part 3: The Tomb of Sargeras

Lady Moonberry: Enraged by Gul'dan's failure, Kil'jaeden the Deceiver himself sought to destroy the Legion's foes!
Ysera gasps!
Glimmerdust, as Kil'jaeden: Death rains upon you!
Droman Aliothe: KILL HIM, <PLAYER>!
Droman Aliothe: DESTROY HIM!
Glimmerdust, as Kil'jaeden: Fall, hero!
Lady Moonberry: No! The defenders of Azeroth won this fight!
Glimmerdust, as Kil'jaeden: Oh! Right!
Glimmerdust, as Kil'jaeden: I never believed... that Sargeras could be stopped. Perhaps... you will prove me wrong.

Finale: Antorus, the Burning Throne

Lady Moonberry: Taking the fight to the Legion, Azeroth's champions battled the corrupted world-soul of Argus itself!
Ysera looks stunned.
Mi'kai, as Argus the Unmaker: Death! Death and pain!
Mi'kai, as Argus the Unmaker: END IT ALL!
Lady Moonberry: Hope is not lost! The spark of life still flickers within these mortals. Arise, champions! Fight to save this world!
Mi'kai, as Argus the Unmaker: My torment.. ends...
Lady Moonberry: And so, the Champions of Azeroth repelled the Burning Legion, ended their crusade, and saved all worlds!
Ysera cheers.
Droman Aliothe: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
Audience Member: Woo! Way to go!
Awool: Wait... Worlds have souls?
Choofa: Apparently! I haven't seen any around here.
Choofa: At least I don't think so. Wouldn't they be... BIG?
Slanknen: Perhaps such beings slumber in our groves?

Act 2: Battle for AzerothPrologue: The Sword in the SandsSuspension d’incrédulité, acte quatre

Lady Moonberry: But as the titans were imprisoning Sargeras, he plunged his sword into the Heart of Azeroth!
Lady Moonberry: Fortunately, he didn't hit any major population centers.
Featherlight: Next costume!
Ysera: This cannot be...
Awool: Wait, so there's a giant sword stuck in <player>'s world? How does that work?
Choofa: It kinda goes in like "Shunk"?
Slanknen: I was an environmental protector in life! You can't just stab a planet without serious repercussions to, well, everything!
Choofa: Good point. How would you even make a sword that big anyway? Transmute another world?
Awool: No idea. I don't think I want to meet this Sargeras guy.

Part 1: The Burning of Teldrassil

Lady Moonberry: Not long after, Sylvanas Windrunner besieged the night elf home of Teldrassil!
Astra, as Sylvanas: Lay siege to the World Tree!
Ysera leans forward.
Mi'kai, as Tyrande: You cannot kill hope!
Astra, as Sylvanas: Can't I? Well then, I'll just kill the tree!
Astra, as Sylvanas: BURN IT!!!
Ysera stares aghast.
Lady Moonberry: And so, Teldrassil was consumed by the flames of war!
Ysera: No... that... that was only a nightmare!
Choofa: Oh no! All those souls!
Slanknen: Indeed, Choofa. This is a terrible tragedy.
Awool: Wait... they aren't here! I'd have noticed a big group like that!
Awool: ... Oh...
Ysera weeps.

Part 2: The Battle for Lordaeron

Windy, as Anduin: Forward ho, my noble steed!
Lady Moonberry: The boy king of Stormwind assailed the undead city of Lordaeron.
Astra, as Sylvanas: You are a terrible leader, King Wrynn!
Windy, as Anduin: Well, you're a terrible person, Warchief!
Astra, as Sylvanas: How dare you!
Lady Moonberry: But before he could capture Sylvanas, she blighted the land and made her escape!
Lady Moonberry: This made everyone very unhappy.

Part 3: THE WOONZ, CHAMPION! (aka Magni)

Lady Moonberry: Then a diamond dwarf reminded everyone about the giant sword!
Niya, as Magni: Ach! Champions! The world is bleedin'! Ye need tae heal her woonz!
Lady Moonberry: As it turned out, Azeroth's blood held incredible power. It erupted from the earth for anyone to claim!
Lady Moonberry: Coveting this aptly-named "Azerite", the Alliance and Horde sounded the horns of war! Again!
Choofa: But they were just in a war!
Ysera sighs in disappointment.

Part 4: UldirDans la peau de son personnage

Featherlight: Another war? That's rough, friend.
Lady Moonberry: And so, the Battle for Azeroth had begun!
Awool: Woo! Yeah! Wait... Which side are we cheering for?
Choofa: I'm not sure. Does it matter?
Lady Moonberry: Deep in the jungles of Nazmir, the Champions of Azeroth vanquished the Blood God, G'huun!
Choofa: Er... Do we get "Blood Gods" or do they go elsewhere?
Slanknen: I do believe everything is going to the Maw, currently.
Senthii, as M.O.T.H.E.R: Old God unit G'huun exterm--Gloober, no!
Lady Moonberry: With G'huun defeated, the Horde and Alliance returned to fighting each other!
Ysera shakes her head.

Part 5: Battle of Dazar'alor

Lady Moonberry: To bring a swift end to the war, the Alliance invaded Dazar'alor and killed King Rastakhan!
Lady Moonberry: The Horde's ships pursued the Alliance fleet, but were blockaded by Lord Admiral Jaina Proudmoore!
Mi'kai, as the Zandalari Captain: Hey, mon! Horde vessels on de horizon, mon! You have nowhere left to run, ice witch mon!
Glimmerdust, as Jaina: You really think I've been running, captain?
Glimmerdust, as Jaina: I lured you into open waters. Because out here, you have no hope of escape!
Glimmerdust, as Jaina: Muwahahahahahaha!
Lady Moonberry: Glimmerdust, Jaina didn't kill her pursuers.
Lady Moonberry: Really, Jaina didn't die, either.

Part 6: The Eternal Palace

Lady Moonberry: Far under the sea, the Champions of Azeroth fought the imperious Queen Azshara.
Astra, as Azshara: Bow before your queen!
Lady Moonberry: Ahem, moving along...
Astra, as Azshara: Stand still! But keep moving!
Astra, as Azshara: Run right! But go left!
Astra, as Azshara: Bring me more wine! But stay where you are!
Astra, as Azshara: I am far too perfect and beautiful to be defeated!
Astra, as Azshara: You ill-mannered and unfashionable fools will get what's coming to you...
Lady Moonberry: The Vainglorious queen was dethroned... but it was all part of N'Zoth's nefarious plan!

Finale: Ny'alotha, the Sleeping City

Lady Moonberry: Freed from his prison, the Old God sought to remake the world in his insane image!
Lady Moonberry: And thus, the Corruptor was defeated! <player> had prevailed once more!
The Winter Queen rises from her seat.
The fae await her judgment with breathless anticipation...
Winter Queen: An excellent performance.
Audience Member: WOOOOO!
Audience Member: YAY! YAAAAAAAY! <player>!
Audience Member: YAY!
Audience Member: <player>! <player>! <player>!
Choofa: That was fun!
Droman Aliothe: I liked the part where they beat the Legion.
Awool: I'm still not clear on how that Sargeras guy got a sword that big.
Slanknen: I'm still unclear how their world could possibly still exist with a sword in it.
Choofa: Well I once met someone whose world was a ring, so is it that weird?
Slanknen: ... Really.
Choofa: Yeah! Usually appears as a big cat thing... If they're still here. I haven't seen anyone from that grove in a while.
Choofa: But that's okay. <player> will help us get Ardenweald back on track! I just know it!

Ysera's OpinionsPour la reine et le bosquet

Ysera: I thought it was all a dream. Argus in the sky, the blade in the desert... Teldrassil aflame...
Ysera: All of those souls, lost to the Maw.. and Tyrande...
Ysera: Her rage darkens her heart like a shadow on the moon. Her hunt is endless and unrelenting.
Ysera: But the Night Warrior's power is as much a curse as it is a blessing. It threatens to tear her asunder from within.
Ysera: I could not aid the kaldorei when Teldrassil burned. I pray I can aid Tyrande before it is too late.

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