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Commentaire de MrHoon

Saurfang is one of the most feared NPCs of all NPCs in World of Warcraft, next to Hogger ofcourse. His rage is always 100, his charge knockbacks people by 30 yards and his Mortal Strike crits for 10000 on plate.

Commentaire de SeriusJones

He is harder to kill then any of the city leaders- He is pretty much on par with an AQ40-level boss. :(

- SJ

Commentaire de madedog

I have never seen him fight a player, but from what they say, he has an ability named "Saurfang Rage", which activates when someone crits him and makes him hit for a lot.

All in all, that's one tough orc.

Commentaire de 14590

High Lord Saurfang can cleave Azeroth and hit Outland.

He can execute his enemy at 100% health, just to save time.

The Deeprun Tram was made when he charged at IF from SW.

C'thun is his ashtray. Nefarian is his cigar. Ragnaros is his lighter.

If he was a hunter, he'd tame Omen. If he was a warlock, he would enslave Kazzak. And if he decided to go to Outland, Nefarian would be his mount.

If Saurfang went back in time to fight himself he would win, because he's just that good.

Once he used hamstring on Wirt and sliced his leg off, because Wirt insisted there was no cow level.

High Overlord Saurfang demands 6 hours set aside for meditation every week. The result of this is Tuesday maintenence.

He was once dared by Thrall to punch a wall in Orgrimmar. This created Ragefire Chasm.

Blizzard once tried to nerf Saurfang; they changed their minds after he murdered their programming team.

Commentaire de lollersk8r

More Saurfang quotes ^______^

http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang

Commentaire de Shuror

Wowhead shows that High Overlord Saurfang has been killed. Obviously, nobody has killed him. He killed himself, just to test. He didn't die, but he was able to loot himself anyways, because he wanted to.

Commentaire de 77350

You think he's awesome? Check his Alliance equivalent: Field Marshal Afrasiabi, he hasn't been killed yet...

Commentaire de 78714

Field marshall afraiabi never been killed? are guild does SW every other month and we kill him everytime......

oh and shockna ur gay and retarted.

Commentaire de 74054

Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Saurfang.

Everybody loves Saurfang. Or else.

Commentaire de Shockna

If I posted a huge list of Chuck Norris "facts", I'd get mocked for it.

However, if I posted that same list, replacing "Chuck Norris" with "Saurfang", I'd be praised like a god. Funny, isn't it?

Commentaire de 92785

Saurfang has ~900 thousand HP according to SWStats taken on a raid kill of him yesterday. He melees for 1-2k on Plate and Mortal Strikes for a few thousand. He moves extremely fast (looked to be 150% normal run speed) and uses the ability Saurfang's Rage, in which he emotes (High Overlord Saurfang's eyes glow red) and charges any player that lands a critical strike on him, be it melee or spell. That player is hit for 8-12k, regardless of armor.

He also fears and cleaves. Thrall is a trash mob in comparison, even with the guard zerg and Vol'jin.

Commentaire de 102996

All jokes aside, it is possible to kill him... Zerging him most likely will never work cause assuming you get enough alliance to actually do a successful zerg (would have to be a TON of people lol) theres going to be that many additional horde do to the huge alliance presence. However how other people have and the only logical way to kill him is to do damage that doesnt crit... dots! Basically all you do is kite him and dot him up... There was a video of some people killing him this way before TBC a long long time ago and pretyt much thats what you have to do, as critting him is gonna get you killed. The hard part is kiting him and staying alive through his charges. Cant tank him conventionally since soon as your tank crits (which he will) he'll die a horrible painful death.

Commentaire de Tyrsenus

Thottbot once tried to upload High Overlord Saurfang to their database. The resulting explosion created Wowhead as an accidental by-product of his awesomeness.

Commentaire de shawarmakriger

If he is as horrible as these comments say, you'd think it was easier to solo Black Temple than to kill this guy.

Commentaire de 100312

just a little bit of trivia, This guy's brother (Broxigar) actually cut sargeras' leg with nothing but an enchanted axe made by cenarius. Taken from 'The Sundering' Third book in the war of the ancients trilogy.

Commentaire de 53280

I tihnk he is hard to kill as the horde to alliance ratio was a little low (not as so much anymore), so to prevent constant raids on Og, they made him so tough.

Commentaire de 30584

Children wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas. Chuck Norris wears Saurfang pyjamas.

Commentaire de 123697

The only thing Scarier than Saurfang is TWO Saurfangs. Check out his son http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=18229 Luckily for alliance... his son is in Outlands.

Commentaire de 125600

Im Chuck Norris, and im High Overlord Saurfang. whats your game?

Commentaire de shawarmakriger

SAURFANG ALWAYS USES CAPS LOCK!

Commentaire de Huurka

Saurfang CANNOT... *cleaving sound*.

Commentaire de Westwood

This is is posted on the general forums:

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/pvp/worldpvp/cityattacks-gallery.html#69

/shrug

Commentaire de Mophead2

This guy can be killed! you just need a rouge to do some insane damage (and a priest 'cos when rouges hit crits like mine did Saurfang does some mad thing were he deals insane damage!)
and hes pretty much dead

Commentaire de 135595

Any attempt to Shield Wall against Saurfang results in a broken shield and a cleaved face...

Commentaire de GoGoGodzilla

Saurfang can divide by zero.

Commentaire de Redemption86

In seriousness there was a raid not to long after the release of TBC on Orgrimmar a guild raid at that not a pug, They came in through the front there was around 20-25 of them rangeing from 67-70 majoritly 70, They decided it would be fun to take on Saurfang, However they got there asses kicked by him the majority of the horde players waited and just watched to see how it unfolded. In the end Saurfang was at around 80% with all the alliance players dead. I'm hoping in wotlk our hero saurfang =P gets his own voice file and a promotion to a (boss) considering he is tougher than many of the current city bosses he really does deserve it.

Commentaire de 139657

If High Overlord Saurfang has 5 gold and you have 5 gold, High Overlord Saurfang has more gold than you.

Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because High Overlord Saurfang wanted his nickname back.

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in High Overlord Saurfangs kindergarten class.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take High Overlord Saurfang to cleave you... onehundred and fourty seven times.

High Overlord Saurfang-Delivered Cleave-to-the-Face is the prefered method of exicution in 39 states.

High Overlord Saurfang can kill two Al'ars with one Pet Rock.

Commentaire de 144170

Saurfang CAN wield wands. They shoot cleaves.

Commentaire de Queggy

Saurfang and Chuck Norris got into a fight once. Look who's in Orgrimmar.
There is no item called 'Saurfang's Tears.' However, there -is- an item called 'Arthas's Tears.' You do the math.
Saurfang will once, and only once kneel down to anything. It will be to loot Sargeras. You have been warned.
When Saurfang drinks Darkmoon Special Reserve, his perception of your level doesn't decrease; your level actually decreases.
Saurfang doesn't cleave you he just starts to cleave and the sound wave shatters you into a million pieces
High Overlord Saurfang -can- reach absolute zero.
Blizzard is debating to remove the warrior talent Improved Cleave because Alliance raids complained it was OP. Wonder why.
When High Overlord Saurfang goes to jail in Monopoly, he DOES pass Go and DOES collect 200 gold.
In a fight between Saurfang and Saurfang, Sargeras would lose.
In reality, Saurfang has already killed all of us. It's just that his attack is so powerful it creates an alternate universe where it seems that we are still alive.
If Saurfang were your pet, he'd dismiss you.
High Overlord Saurfang does not wish his girlfriend was hot like you.
GMs have concluded that if The Unstoppable Force and The Immovable Object were to collide, there would be no survivers... except for Saurfang
Saurfang proclaimed "THIS IS SAURFANG" and kicked king Leonidas into the well.
Sauron didn't die because of Frodo, he died because High Overlord Saurfang was tired with people stealing his name.

Commentaire de Huurka

Saurfang's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

(Reference to http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/)

Commentaire de 34638

One day Saurfang decided to enchant his axe with Enchant 2H Weapon - Major Intellect. No one dared ask why.

Edit: More facts!

Saurfang has never actually killed anyone. Anyone who faces him commits suicide to spare themselves the pain.

High Overlord Saurfang once put some talent points into Improved Thunder Clap, and tested it out in Blasted Lands on Doom Lord Kazzak. The result removed Kazzak from existance and remnents of its usage still appear today as the lightning that continually strike the area.

Saurfang's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries since he tore out his own tear ducts as dared by Grom. Grom's reaction earned him the name Hellscream.

Arthas wasn't the first choice the Lich King had. Saurfang laughed at his offer.

Saurfang can pop your Paladin's bubble.

When Saurfang gets drunk, he doesn't "percieve" you as lower, your level actually decreases.

Saurfang can use Spell Reflection against the use ability of Martin Thunder.

Once, Saurfang used Cleave while under the effect of Sweeping Strikes. The attack caused a chain reaction of attacks that slaughtered every single gnome in a 700 mile radius.

Commentaire de 150233

Saurfang can beat Chucknorris!

Commentaire de 150844

The quickest way to a man's heart is Saurfang.

Commentaire de 119742

anyone know how much damage his execute does?

Commentaire de Flitzy

Obviously, Saurfang's "dropped by" table is actually items he loots from you.

Commentaire de trollsrlanky

When he's sitting down and decides to stand up, he doesn't push himself up. no, no, no. He pushes the world down.

Commentaire de Sagramor

I noticed that some of you did not refer to him with his title "High Overlord", for those who dared to do so...get ready to be cleaved.

Commentaire de 115430

Saurfang the Younger is not really Saurfang's child. He is actually Saurfang himself, who Saurfang kidnapped as a newborn using the Caverns of Time. This has been done by Saurfang for thousands of years to grant him everlasting life. The Bronze Dragonflight still have no idea how taking his newborn self to the future does not damage his existence. (It's because he is Saurfang :S)

Commentaire de 137594

http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/226063/Saurfang_Rage.html
High Overlord Saurfang yells: YOU DARE REVEAL MY ABILITY?
*cleaving sound*

Commentaire de 162119

You realize, of course, that he is just the Horde's version of General Marcus Jonathan, right?

Commentaire de 93804

freaky that he's a lvl 72 elite and not ??

Commentaire de trollsrlanky

- High Overlord Saurfang can count to infinity.

-High Overlord Saurfang doesn't need a wristwatch. He DECIDES what time it is.

Commentaire de 110585

Hey I found this at a Garage Sale, Anyone want it?

Commentaire de 57456

Those drops on him look inacurate, for how hard he is he should drop like 5 epics if by some odd chance you manage to beat him and all the people in org that are gunna want to kick your ass as well.

Commentaire de 112784

As i can read saurfang is the chuck norris of wow :P

Commentaire de 146438

if you dare, you can left click on him and he begins to say things much like units from the older blizzard games would.

for example

ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

YOU DISPUTE MY HONOR?!

BACK OFF WHELP!

WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME?!

thankfully i tried this on a lvl 1 alt because i was unable to rez my character after he cleaved me for enough damage to make me unrezzable

Commentaire de Tyrsenus

Saurfang would contribute to Wowhead, but the servers would melt if his comments got rated "+ infinity."

Commentaire de Tyrsenus

Saurfang once broke fourth wall. Millions of role players suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Commentaire de Mitokok

High Overlord Saurfang considers "two-handed" to be just a suggestion.

Commentaire de 172692

saurfang the way to say AWSOME!!!!! and "the one and only!" on every language else than english

more saurfang facts:

Saurfang can suck up Kirby.

If you would watch High Overlord Saurfang in modelviewer, your screen would instantly break of so much awesommness.

A watched bot never boils, unless your Saurfang, in which case the pot boils out of sheer terror.

Saurfang had a pet dog who ran away one day. The dog now resides in the Upper Blackrock Spire.

Saurfang can give Soul Bound items to people. However, nothing can become Soul Bound to him.

Saurfang listens to no one. Not even himself.

Saurfang owns a White Kitten. However, his kitten hits for up to 9000 damage. And you don't want to know how hard he crits. Saurfang owns a Disgusting Oozeling too. But his oozeling poisons all his opponents instead of him. Oh, and his Sleepy Willy once one-shot Illidan.

Saurfang's yawn has an unfortunate side-effect; it drains everyone of mana in a fifty yard radius.

Leroy Jenkins can't say "At least I got chicken" again, because Saurfang felt like having KFC that day.

The dark portal was really closed because the Alliance was afraid of Saurfang.

Blasted lands used to be Black Morass before Saurfang cleaved it.

taken from http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts

Commentaire de 42833

- Duke Nukem may have balls of steel but Saurfang's balls are made of thorium and have a fiery enchant.

Fact!

Commentaire de 166878

High Overlord Saurfang and Chuck Norris have Chick Fil A every sunday.

Commentaire de Sagramor

They say Chuck Norris' balls are made of steel. Well High Overlord Saurfang's balls are made of thorium and have fiery enchant on them.

Commentaire de 146438

if you leftclick on saurfang eventually he begins to say some things that are not part of most orc's dialogues, much like clicking on units from the warcraft and starcraft series

Commentaire de 173862

Saurfang is Chuck Norris's father.

Commentaire de 173862

Saurfang once wanted to play Diablo with better graphics and gameplay the same day Blizzard released Diablo 3.

Commentaire de 166878

won't he be 82 elite in Lich King?

Commentaire de annerajb

theres a picture of him on northernd talking to his alliance counterpart to make a alliance and kill the lich king.

Commentaire de 173127

Saurfang doesn't have a respawn timer. He doesn't need one.

Commentaire de 174255

-during an Alliance raid, High Overlord Saurfang threw a ball at the tank. It didn't kill the Ally, and he laughed at it. He died instantly. It was a Happy Fun Ball.

-High Overlord Saurfang has found Mankrik's wife before she was missing. Guess what killed her.

-High Overlord Saurfang's computer doesn't have a caps lock key. He just has to yell at it.

Commentaire de goblinego

Hes son is only 2 levels weaker,just oh my god when hes older....

Commentaire de Bobaloo

Saurfang can solo Kil'Jaeden

Saurfang is the reason Gnomer isnt Alliance territory

Kil'Jaeden didnt scare the draenei, Saurfang did

Saurfang can kill Thrall...but Thrall is his friend

Saurfang was arrested once, cuz he murdered his wife late at night. Neighbors heard screaming, and crashes. Her body was discovered without a lower half.

Commentaire de 166358

Saurfang and Chuck Norris got into a fight once. Look who's in Orgrimmar.

Commentaire de 133573

The ONLY thing High Overlord Saurfang is afraid is Mrs saurfang :D

Commentaire de intuit

Sooo........ Did they nerf him or something? Because a few weeks ago, our guild decided to go raid Org for fun one night and we started fightin with this guy. I was prepared to get wiped out w/in a few seconds after all this stuff I've read on wowhead and wowwiki, but he was a joke. Just a normal tank/spank nothing special at all. What's the deal?

(we did not end up killing him. horde were alerted WAY in advance that we were headed that way and we had to take on about 75+ horde at the same time. but we were in combat with him for quite some time and prolly got him to 50% or lower)

Commentaire de 133573

do u know why Orgrimmar has 2 entries.

First was regular and second was made when Saurfang missed an ally :D

High Overlord Saurfang has infinity talents: He used only 20

Commentaire de 175035

(Completely original Saurfang facts)
Saurfang once cleaved a Lava Spider in the searing gorge. The result was The Cauldron and the split of UBRS and LBRS.

Saurfang once sued the developers of I Am Legend, claiming that they stole the idea from his autobiography.

Runescape player's dont play Runescape because they cant afford WoW, they play it to stay the hell away from Saurfang.

Illidan used to weild a 2h weapon which had the ability to deal 50k dmg in a single strike named the Mighty Blade of Azeroth. Saurfang once battled him. The result messed up the letters on the weapon and split it in half and turned it into the Twin Blades of Azzinoth.

If Blizzard combined Kil'jaeden, Kael'thas, Illidan, Lady Vashj and Nightbane into one NPC it would be the equivalent of Saurfang with Rez Sickness. Unfortunately this is only an estimation because Saurfang never dies..

The amount of defense required to tank Saurfang has been named uncleaveable, however that amount of defense wasn't able to be put into human numbers.

A mage once used arcane explosion to kill a rabbit standing by Saurfang. There were no survivors.

I hope u enjoyed these, it took quite a while to come up with them.

Commentaire de Sandos

If you look up High Overlord Saurfang in the dictionary, it will redirect you to "Inferiority complex".

Commentaire de 166878

Saurfang has the only non broken http://www.wowhead.com/?item=18230 in all of WoW

How many Saurfangs does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. one to screw in the bulb and one to cleave you in the face. Unfortuneately there is only one Saurfang so guess which job he gets?

High Overlord Saurfang kicked king Leonidas in the pit of dispair and declared "this is Orgrimmar"

High Overlord Saurfang is the reason all the instance bosses are afraid to walk outside the instance.

Before he goes to bed each night, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Saurfang.

Hogger at level 1 is just training for Saurfang at level 70.

the most common last words in wow are "Saurfang can't <cleaving sound>"

Saurfang take candle

Commentaire de 87606

Theres a saying that "only a fool wants a fair fight" Saurfang is not a fool his enemies are just too weak

Commentaire de 87606

High Overlord Saurfang was feared by the alliance so much that Grievous (World of Paladincraft) mind controlled him in 1 of his videos and made him kill 30 people in a single second. The sad thing is that directly after mind control broke High Overlord Saurfang just laughed and said "I wanted to kill them anyways" and then he cleaved Grievous in the face killing him instantly and then Grievous tried to escape his wrath by transfering realms only to still meet the same demise

Commentaire de 192801

His Hearthstone hits for 5k

Commentaire de 173862

Leeroy Jenkins once tried to do a leeroy on Saurfang but before he could Saurfang yelled "HIGH OVEERLLOOORD SAUURFANNG" And leeroyed leeroy to thrall.

Commentaire de goblinego

Actually Saurfang can die,but Satan doesn't want him in hell so he made Saurfang so strong that he can't die

Commentaire de 143077

Saurfang can kill Priest's Spirit of Redemption and fear hunters under the effects of Beast Within.

Commentaire de armaroth

Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level!

Commentaire de 202864

snip

Commentaire de 203057

High Overlord Saurfang is so powerfull, his morning workout is solo'ing The Black Temple unarmed.
made that one myself :)

Commentaire de Cross88

Illidan was not prepared for High Overlord Saurfang.

Commentaire de 173862

Mankrik's wife made the mistake of telling Saurfang that Sword Specialization is superior to Axe Specialization

Commentaire de 173862

Kil'jaeden wasn't sucked back in by the Sunwell. When he decided to come out and send all raid members to hell, he saw Saurfang and retreated. However, he left his pendant behind to please Saurfang.

Commentaire de 192801

High Overlord Saurfang can pop wheelies on a unicycle

He can also change armor in combat

High Overlord Saurfang doesn't use Titan's Grip. He uses a four-handed weapon. This is only possible because he is just that awesome.

He can also move during Flame Wreath and kill Shade of Aran by doing it.

When he fights Leotheras the Blind, Leo gets an inner demon.

When High Overlord Saurfang fights Netherspite, the beams all shift to him because he'd probably cleave them if they didn't.

High Overlord Saurfang rolls 101 (1-100)

Commentaire de 194332

Saurfang farted behind Ragnaros which caused alot of Azeroth to be burnt, thus making the Burrning Steppes, Searing Gorge and the Badlands

Commentaire de Bobaloo

High Overlord Saurfang's power level is OVER 9000!

Actually...its over 1 MILLION!

Commentaire de goblinego

He has a reason to be high warlord and not the lich king,he doesn't want to sit all day giving quests

Commentaire de goblinego

Hes level isn't truly that,hes level only starts with that

Commentaire de magicdsurion

guess why wowhed don´t show what he loots?
Because noone knows.

Commentaire de magicdsurion

do you know why Elune is a god?
because she talked with High Overlord Saurfang.
And survived.

Commentaire de soontobeDK

Once Chuck Norris and High Overlord Saurfang got into a fight. Who's still in Orgrimmar?

Commentaire de Mumpley

Im kinda bored now so im bringing out a batch of new Saurfang jokes. ^__^

1.) An Average Mage's Intellect is not a stat,but a true statement about Saurfang's IQ.

2.) Saurfang does the quest The Zhevra as a repeatable daily every day. The hooves are an uncommon drop because Saurfang cleaves the hooves off without killing the animal.

3.) Saurfang doesn't have a looting animation. This is because Saurfang will never need to loot a creature. Instead the loot appears in Saurfang's Bag even before he thought of killing the specified creature.

4.) Saurfang's Cleave ability is on automatic. Too bad Saurfang will never make use of this as he one hits all things he Cleaves.

5.) Saurfang kills creatures while they're respawning.

6.) Anduin Wyrnn never grows because Saurfang's Cleaves would decapitate the Heir to the Throne.

7.) Kel'Thuzad never unleashed infected grain nor did he develope it. Instead Saurfang sold Kel'Thuzad last night's Chinese Rice for a reasonable bargain.

8.) Saurfang has a /Awesomeness emote.

9.) Saurfang was a big fan of Warcraft 3 until he got bored after beating the game in 4 seconds.

10.) Saurfang requested Blizz to incorperate him into World of Warcraft. Blizz did so,but must upkeep Saurfang's Awesomeness. Patches were created for this reason.

Hope you like em! =)

Commentaire de Tyrsenus

High Overlord Varok Saurfang is now in Warsong Hold in Northrend.

It should be noted that he didn't move to Northrend; Azeroth moved under him.

Commentaire de Aejis

Saurfang won in a staring contest against C'thun!

Commentaire de 226453

All these comments have made me fear high overlord saurfang so much i have to make a horde so he wont cleave me.

Commentaire de 226453

Saurfang cant pwn a whole raid group plz thats redi*cleaveing noise*

Commentaire de 185310

Thrall isn't the real faction leader for the orcs, Saurfang is, he just lets Thrall be it in name & honor values

Commentaire de calibanx

Saurfang cleaves your screen and your account into pieces...
Saurfang could be the center of the universe...that's why it's getting wider, and wider...

Commentaire de 91079

-Saurfang take candle.

-Saurfang's drop table is a list of corpses.

-When Archimonde used to yell "None can stand before the Burning Legion!" he made sure not to say it too loud, in case High Overlord Saurfang took offense.

-There is no Cow Level. Or at least not since Saurfang was there.

Commentaire de armaroth

Located at the main gates of Orgrimmar, High Overlord Saurfang is the brother of the veteran orc Broxigar and one of the most powerful NPCs in the game. He hits a full plate warrior around 10-12k normal hits, up to 15k crushing blows and up to 19k critical hits. Besides Intercept Stun and Mortal Strike, he has an ability called Saurfang's Rage, which triggers whenever Saurfang is struck by a critical hit, dealing instant 10-12k physical damage to the enemy who dealt the crit, literally meaning instant death for nearly all the classes. Entire armies have fallen before Saurfang himself, even without any enemy Horde players interfering and Orgrimmar raids usually come from the back gates just because of him. By far, no one was able to kill him, but his difficulty is far superior than any end-game raid boss because of his ability to one shot the critical damage dealers and the insane amount of damage he deals, even without crits or crushing blo

Commentaire de soontobeDK

Orcs are actually Goblins trained by Saurfang.

Commentaire de GWARrior

High Overlord Saurfang doesn't T-Bag, he potato sacks.

Commentaire de Demosthene

Saurfang cleaved off chuck norris' beard and left nothin but a mustache.

Commentaire de Hadrial

He is no longer in orgrimmar, probably sent to northrend to make Arthas eat his poo

Commentaire de soontobeDK

..His Evil Side.

Commentaire de Anarchy

Saurfang doesn't have a melee swing, it's just cleave.

Saurfang hasn't disappeared from orgrimmar, he's just left briefly to play a game of poker with all the new raid bosses from northrend.

It is said that Saurfang's crit multiplier is over 9000.

Saurfangs Improved Cleave increases the chance you'll die from cleave by 1000% for each rank, he consider's this a waste of talent points.

Saurfang's melee swing is cleave, however, if he attempts to use cleave, it will hit every target near him, even behind him.

It is said that when there are too many alliance present around Saurfang, he will instantly use sweeping strikes, cleave and whirlwind, causing an unending chain reaction of attacks that instantly kills all gnomes in a 900 mile radius.

Saurfang can spell reflect without a shield.

In order to kill Saurfang you must..(Saurfang's laughter can be heard throughout azeroth)

In his free time, Saurfang enjoys a game of soccer with gnomes.

Commentaire de 167404

Shockwave was going to be added into WoW upon it's release, however it was removed after Saurfang began training.
He travelled to a large valley south of Durotar. After using Shockwave, he created a zone known as Thousand Needles.
Blizzard then decided to remove Shockwave.

As another interesting note, he then decided to practice Thunder Clap. On his first attempt, he created the Shimmering Flats. On his second attempt, he created Un'goro Crater. Now, he is currently on his break in Orgrimmar. His break was supposed to end well over two years ago.

Blizzard then added a quest, given to the player by Thrall, known as .

Saurfang logged on to his level 1 bank alt to attempt the quest. He completed it in four minutes.

Saurfang then cleaved his bank alt, still in Orgrimmar, to death (this took two cleaves) because he realized he could just tell the bankers to give him more slots.

The result of Saurfang cleaving his bank alt caused such force that it blew him to Northrend. He didn't feel like going back.

Commentaire de BobTheGreat

-Saurfang can count to the end of pi

-Whenever Saurfang cleaves something and it has nothing beside it, it hits the whole world

-Saurfang does not need talent points, he knows all abilities and spells whenever he wants, he just chooses to use his favorite

-If Saurfang was to open a trade window with you, all your gold would instantly be sent to him.

-High Overlord Saurfang is immune to Blessing of Kings since an additional 10% of his stats would cause server crashes.

-When Archimonde used to yell "None can stand before the Burning Legion!" he made sure not to say it too loud, in case High Overlord Saurfang took offense.

-High Overlord Saurfang always knows the EXACT location of Mankrik's Wife.

-When High Overlord Saurfang AFK's out of a Battle Ground, YOU get the deserter buff.

-Saurfang CAN wield wands. They shoot cleaves.

-Saurfang isnt just at Orgrimmar, he is at all places at once, you just dont see him.

Commentaire de Sunderhorse

Saurfang and Marcus Johnathon once had an arm wrestling match. The result was Un'goro crater.

How did Naxxramas move to Northrend? Kel'Thuzad asked him to cleave it politely to Western Plaguelands.

How did the sewer beast in Stormwind get there? Saurfang coughed on a rat.

Commentaire de 222832

His cleave really does hit for 10k.... At the current phase in undead invasion event before wotlk, i really saw the abominations lose 10k hp when saurfang hit em ;P

Commentaire de 203246

Should Saurfang ever choose to use Seal of Blood, he would one-shot himself.

Saurfang is badder than Zul'jin, but you already knew that.

Saurfang has a shield spike on his weapon, just to mix things up.

Saurfang is not elite. There was no possible way to measure the amount of Saurfang's power in one word. He was offered to be a Boss, but he considered this an insult.

Commentaire de 2OfDiamonds

This man is the reason the Might set is the most badass set ingame ever.

This is his Might set,
there are many like it but this one is his.
Without his Might set he is nothing,
without him, his Might set is nothing.

Commentaire de 87686

Saurfang is so tough, there is no neck under his chin...There is only another cleave...

Commentaire de 131638

Saurfang helped blizzard make the game , then he got angry and cleaved the computer which made the bugs and made him an orc.

Commentaire de 131638

Saurfang is immune to noobs.

Commentaire de 222832

SAURFANGS SECRET REVEALED! (Dialogue from Borean Tundra)

Garrosh Hellscream: How have you managed to survive for so long, Saurfang? Not fallen victim to your own memories?
High Overlord Saurfang: I don't eat pork...
High Overlord Saurfang spits.

Commentaire de soontobeDK

Sanrfang Had a V8.

Commentaire de saud

LOOOOL NOTHING SAURFANG DIDN'T CO... *CLEAVING SOUNDS* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *MORE CLEAVING SOUNDS* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ......NO NO STOP *VERY VERY MORE CLEAVING SOUNDS*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Commentaire de 74218

High Overlord Saurfang can believe it's not butter.

Commentaire de Tetrabitri

the green bar is not yours or your opponents health, it's the timer until saurfang gets bored and cleaves it in the face so fast that you did not see it, because he got bored with your puny attempts to imitate his awesomeness

Commentaire de haxasarus

When 3.0 was released, Saurfang broke the spine of the closest Blood Elf paladin and ate his soul. He then proceeded to respcc Retribution. He then challenged Thrall to a duel, and took him down from 100% to 1% in a single HOJ stun period. He was then quoted to say "not enough burst," and promptly respcced Arms. The following QQ period between 3.0 and 3.0.3 was the most confusing time of his life.

Commentaire de 260480

Hes harder than an AQ-40 boss by alot

Commentaire de Tolki

I have just been contacted by a friend in a dream. He says I must warn all WoWhead users not to use the new "View in 3D" feature on Saurfang's page, as when you do, he comes alive through your computer screen and cleaves you in half.

You have been warned.

Commentaire de Factsfountain

High Overlord Saurfang is depressed because he can't hug his wife for fear that she would implode under the pressure.

Commentaire de 260897

O.O wow hes badass...he just needs a motorbike and some awesome chains hanging around his neck and heavy metal and he'll be all set for ultimate pwnage (I love saying that)

Commentaire de OpticalRofl

Saurfang once asked for Enchant Weapon - Major Intellect on his axe. No one dared ask why...

Commentaire de 163970

THese comments are simply FUNNY!
I nearly cried because of them :P
Anyway couldn't think of any myself :(
(cause i never saw him in the game before but i sure will look for him now)

Commentaire de 163970

I viewed him in 3D...i closed the monitor.

Commentaire de wrongwayassassin

Whoever spells Saurfang in a game of Scrabble wins. Forever.

If you have five gold and Saurfang would have five gold, Saurfang would have more money then you.

Commentaire de 136419

The only thing Saurfang fears is... Mrs. Saurfang

Commentaire de 265521

There is no achievement to kill Saurfang, because it is unachievable.

Commentaire de Makco

It was rumored that Blizzard should add an achievement for a next patch, similar to the Leeroy achievement.The title "Saurfang" is awarded by killing 50 Nefarian in 15 seconds or less...

Commentaire de 173862

Saurfang take candle.

Commentaire de Mauthus

855,600 isn't his HP, it's his kill count.

Commentaire de 288482

The way stats works for Saurfang is:
1 str=5000ap
1agi=5000ap
1stam=5000000health and ap
1int=5000000mortal strike cleaves (per second)
1 spirit=5000ap
1 armor=500000000000000000000000 str...
O.o now imagine him with his pvp gear on

Commentaire de tomgc

Rumor has it, that Saurfang can suck the soul out of Frostmourne.

Even though Frostmourne doesn't have a soul.

Commentaire de 72798

Saurfang can kill that which has no life.

Commentaire de sammi75

u say 855,600 is his kill count haha, his kill count is uncountable haha just wanted to tell you:D!

Commentaire de Slavaa

How many Saurfangs does it take to light a torch.

Bah! Saurfang does not need torches, he burns waterskins.

Full waterskins.

Commentaire de 294742

Ever wondered why Arthas is always in his little castle? It's because he doesn't dare to walk out since he knows that ~~Saurfa~~- High Overlord Saurfang is after him (He should never have killed his son; which he didnt, his son just chose to go asleep at the time).

The reason why Arthas the crybaby isn't dead yet is because ~~Sau~~- High Overlord Saurfang knows it's more painful for him to be alive than being dead right now.

Commentaire de 115430

I just realized why almost every comment here is green - if you try and downgrade a pro-Saurfang comment on wowhead, you get Cleaved before you click your mouse

Commentaire de 222818

my raid killed him last night but we found out he grew tired of our weakness and fell asleep woke up and cleaved us when we were all spirits wiping out everyone in all of wow

Commentaire de 222818

arthas really died by saurfang because his cleave crushed through the icecrown citadel

Commentaire de 299362

Saurfang once skinned a bear, this caused all the other bears to aggro.( Big Mistake) Saurfang punched all the bears so fast and hard, that they all flew over the Great Sea and landed in Dalaran. This is where Mei Francis <Exotic Mounts> gets all her bear mounts to sell.

Commentaire de Takakura

You must fight hard to enter the realm of the Harvester. Saurfang considers it his morning walk.

Commentaire de 222832

Varian Wrynn wasn't held prisoner in Duskwallow Marsh.
He was simply hiding from Saurfang

Commentaire de 124740

Did you know that Saurfang does not believe in god,god believes in Saurfang?

Commentaire de 237775

Chuck norris is a spinoff to Saurfang

Commentaire de 133834

Saurfang is the only NPC in the game who measures his damage in DPSPS, or Damage per second per second, which is how much his dps increases per second. However, humanity still hasnt found a number large enough to show how much DPSPS Saurfang does, so most people just say its infinite, which causes Saurfang to cleave them for thinking his damage is so low.

Commentaire de 311093

From reading all 197 comments before this one one thing is a true fact for the horde at least:

SAURFANG = GOD
But for me...
SAURFANG = NOT A G...(hears saurfang cleaving) Er... I mean:
SAURFANG = GO...(no longer hears cleaving)
SAURFANG = TOTAL NOO...

Hey how did you? (cleave)

Commentaire de 235419

OK guys, in all seriousness, Saurfang is strong but he he's not a Chuck Norris rein- *Cleave*

%^&*in corpse walk...*Cleave*

....I think that was the same cleave...

Commentaire de WowN00B

heres how mine is:

Saurfang = NOT A GO........... (Hears cleaving) I mean
Saurfang = high overgo..... (no longer hears cleaving)
Saurfang = TOTAL REALLY BIG NOOB!
WHAT HOW DID YOU (cleave)
uh... opps! *puts Saurfang's beaten body in a dumpster*
3 days later......
*cleave* *Saurfang laughs*

Commentaire de 140039

High Overlord Saurfang uses Teldrassil as a toothpick after he finishes eating his dinner. Which normally consists of 3 Core Hounds, 5 Pit Lords size Brutallus, 10 Storm Giants and Kil'jaeden, as dessert. That's why Kil'jaeden was pulled down through the Sunwell, really.

Commentaire de Psyblade1st

Kel'Thuzad: "Arthas! What does Frostmourne say about his power level?"

Arthas: "It's over nine thousand---!"

To be honest, Saurfang is a fun dude. I'm rather surprised he didn't take a boat to Northrend and jump into the action after his son's soul was one-shotted and devoured.

Commentaire de Psyblade1st

Random real fact: He doesn't eat pork.

Commentaire de 302480

Chuck Norris challenged Saurfang to enter area 51 unharmed.
Chuck norris enterd with a BB gun killing all guards and aliens in 5 mins.
Saurfang just stared at the area 51 building and it crumbled killing all aliens and Chuck norris with it.

Commentaire de 302480

I once saw a player saying "Saurfang is a noob".
i never saw that player for 2 years...

Commentaire de 321654

"I am he that watches they. I am the fist of retribution. That which does quell the recaicitrant. Dare you defy the Warchief? Dare you face my merciless judgement?"

So, Alliance, any of you dare?

Commentaire de Fizzles

Saurfang can divide by zero. The answer is always Cleave.

Commentaire de WarriorsFtw

In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleaves you.

Commentaire de 286340

Generral Marcussh Jonathan shucks, you oughtta know that.

Commentaire de 286340

Saurfang exists, you die.

Arthas will be killed by Saurfang.
I have no idea what he will do with Frostmourne though.

Commentaire de 78077

In Soviet Russia, You Cleave Saurfang!

Commentaire de WarriorsFtw

No Tubey you do not. Ever

Commentaire de 241889

Our guild tried to kill Saurfang today, we started and got ~~wiped~~ cleaved right away, and when I recovered my body, I noticed our guild's name changed to <Cleaved by Overlord Saurfang> and when we tried to /gquit, we got an error message saying.... "You cannot run from reality"

Commentaire de 278426

The only reason WoW reached 10 million players is because Saurfang is amused

Commentaire de gn0m3y

http://www.wowtcgdb.com/images/large/high_overlord_saurfang.jpg

Commentaire de Abomb

-saurfangs axe is a ranged weapon with a distance of the universe
-saurfang destroyed all the halo rings when we wondered how far he could cleave
-if you ever wondered how dalaran was moved, it was because saurfang wondered what would happen if he droped his axe on the ground
-saurfang is is own son, mother, father, and entire family because saurfang has love for no one
-saurfang cleaved the numbers on his energy, rage and mana bars and replaced them with infinity signs, then since he needed more room on the screen to see who he cleaved on the world map

Commentaire de Abomb

-scientists thought that out of the matter in the universe 4% of matter in the universe can be seen, 22% was dark matter, and 74% was dark energy... little did they know that the dark matter and dark energy was realy the space created by saurfangs cleave
-without saurfang (which is impossible) there would be no aoe in WoW

Commentaire de 222832

Today i saw one found a guild named "The Saints of Saurfang"...
Shortly after Saurfang appeared and cleaveded every single damn member.
Why?
The founders were alliance....

Commentaire de 182830

Kil'jaeden once asked Saurfang if he wanted to help him eradicate all life. Saurfang agreed and started by killing Kil'jaeden.

Commentaire de 336831

High Overlord Saurfang's Cleave hits Azeroth for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999k Dmg= Instakill any and all life in azeroth at the exact same time. High Overlord Saurfang is affected by No One Else to cleave

Commentaire de 159871

The real reason why the king of Stormwind left was, because he was afraid of Saurfang's cleave. He only came back, because he thought his axe was broken...

Patch 3.2 REGICIDE!

Commentaire de Ludrin

Has anyone tried to kill Saurfang? Yes, Mankrik's Wife has, though now she is known as "Beaten Corpse".

Commentaire de ColinatorGX

Blizzard didn't create The Unstoppable Force, The Stoppable Force digivolved into it when Saurfang tried to equip it.
It isn't in his possession anymore because Saurfang only needs his soul (otherwise know as his axe) to kill people. And his Cleave.

Commentaire de bensimon1

When High Overlord Saurfang was a kid, during Hallow's End, he would go to houses and say "Cleave or Treat!".

He lugged home six full bags of candies that night, every year.

Commentaire de 338505

Saurfang is purely a social eater. he doesnt need to eat food, he absorbs nutriment from all living things. this is the cause behind aging and death

Commentaire de 341021

http://wowitemcreator.com/view/305347/The_Cleavinator.html

My attempt to create his axe ;D

Commentaire de 314578

The High Overlord Saurfang is actually a player his real name is Chuck Norris.

Commentaire de UraRenge

-Once Saurfang was bitten by a venomous snake. After about a week of excrutiating pain, the snake died.

-Saurfang does not use Mortal Strike because there is nothing "mortal" about Saurfang

-Once, out of boredom Saurfang tried to kill himself. The servers were down for a week.

-High Overlord Saurfang can use Shield Bash, Shield Block, Shield Wall, Shield Slam, Spell Deflection, and Intervene all at the same time...without using a shield.

-High Overlord Saurfang is always Out of Combat, because any opposition made against him is considered too trivial and one-sided to be considered as actual combat.

-High Overlord Saurfang is not affected by resurrection sickness since 75% of infinity is still infinity.

-The only person ever capable of standing up to Saurfang for a few seconds was his brother Broxigar. Saurfang got all jealous so he made a hole in time and threw Brox back ten thousand years. Problem solved.

-Dwarves are really gnomes trained by Saurfang.

Commentaire de 299213

Wheres his loot table? :(

Commentaire de 342593

Saurfang isn't actually that hard to beat, my guild did three seperate attempts at orgrimmar (going through the front gate) and killed him twice. Didn't the third time because we were in a hurry.

Commentaire de 342593

Exactly, he took so many sleeping pills he died... just after a couple hundred cleaves,rends,and crusader strikes. HAHAHAHA.

Commentaire de 342593

Saurfang had a bit of trouble getting to Northrend so he made a deal with Chuck Norris: Saurfang gives Chuck Norris all his armor and Chuck norris roundhouse kicks him to Northrend.
Chuck Norris took the armor and roundhouse kicked him so hard his son died not long after (during the battle at the wrath gate). he then used the armor to unclog his toilet. Hence the reason Saurfang is wearing different armor in Northrend.

Commentaire de 222832

Thrall once dared High Overlord Saurfang to punch in the wall. This created Ragefire Chasm...
However the impact created a blast wave that erradicated all life in the now called "Searing Gorge", and nonetheless created the Molten Core

Commentaire de 211100

Saurfang knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

Commentaire de exowizard

Some on my own Saurfang jok......{cleaving sound}

Seragas pretends he can't set foot on Azeroth.He just hides from High Overlord Saurfang.

Last night alliance raided Orgrimmar. They wiped outside Stormwind.

Broxigar didn't die when he went through caverns of time.
High Overlord Saurfanged cleaved him after he ninja'd the stuff High Overlord Saurfang was going to vendor.

High Overlord Saurfang once did a 1-man raid on Dalaran. This is why it fled to Northrend and why High Overlord Saurfang is in Northrend too.

All you Dalaran people.....
HIGH OVERLORD SAURFANG IS HUNTING YOU DOWN!

Commentaire de exowizard

Commentaire de 139657

High Overlord Saurfang can solo 25man OS with 4 Drakes up.

Commentaire de 310260

Can anyone explain to me why all the joking about him? Serious question.

Commentaire de arifbuda

Once Yseras children heard that Saurfang was coming for them.That's why the emerald dream is called the Nightmare.

Commentaire de arifbuda

http://wowitemcreator.com/view/312282/Saurfang_SkinChest.html

Check this out Im sure you will laugh. :D

Commentaire de Healevenmore

http://wowitemcreator.com/view/314784/Cleave_High_Overlord_Saurfang.html

Some say that the person who designed this has allready been cleaved for his atrocious spelling of the word fail.

The truth is that he cleaved himself to avoid the pain.

Commentaire de TheTacomaster

Is there a source for that first screencap? I'd like to set it as my wallpaper, and Google isn't helping.

Commentaire de Shaxe

I found this somewhere and it's my personal favorite:

Saurfang's tears cure newbism; It's too bad he removed the tear ducts from his eyes with a sawblade on a dare from Grom. Grom's reaction earned him the last name Hellscream.

Commentaire de 324375

When you fight Saurfang and win, you didn't. He's just in mode. I don't know why he would be though. No one's ever got him into said mode. 'nuff said.

Commentaire de Lokann

Saurfang can pop your Paladin's bubble.

Actually, Saurfang cleaved the main tank warrior of an Alliance raid trying to take him on. The resulting explosion of awesomeness gave warriors everywhere Shattering Throw, which can burst a paladin's bubble.

Commentaire de zakarthur

High Overlord Saurfang and A'dal once got into a fight. the night elves still cover it up with a story about the Well Of Eternity exploding.

Commentaire de 360473

chuck norris made a hunter and saurfang sed lol u r a noob y r u a noob? lol!

Commentaire de kellorion

Saurfang doesn't like the color white, he does however, like the color green. We all have some work to do here, if you catch Sarufang's drift. If you don't catch his drift, you will catch his cleave!

P.S He also hates purged and/or downrated comments about him. You have been warned.

Commentaire de Gigolas

The Warglaive of Azzinoth was split in two when Saurfang used it as his personal tooth pick. No wonder it is legendary.

Commentaire de Happu

World of Warcraft originally did not have monthly fee. Then Saurfang happened and now we have to pay 13€/month protection money.

Commentaire de Skreeran

Saurfang's Bloodrage gains rage from YOUR health.

Saurfang wasn't in Warcraft 3 because it wouldn't be fair to put in a character stuck in Whosyourdaddy mode.

Orcs who drank Mannoroth's blood killed Cenarius. If anyone drank Saurfang's blood, they could kill whatever the hell they wanted. Too bad no one but Saurfang is capable of making Saurfang bleed.

Commentaire de DominoEffect

The reason Night Elves chose the site they did for Darnassus was to try and hide from Saurfang.

Ensidia isn't actually the world first guild to do anything; Every site that records achievements just omits Saurfang to give players a chance.

Dalaran wasn't moved by Mages, it was trying to run away from Saurfang.

Spirit healers exist because Saurfang had already killed everything with a couple cleaves and got bored.

If Saurfang AFK'd during a raid, he'd still out-DPS you.

Someone once said that Saurfang's cleave wasn't actually all that powerful...
...Once.

When Saurfang was questing in Dragonblight and met himself in the future, he challenged himself to a duel, and they both started off with a cleave. We know this event as the Big Bang.

Saurfang doesn't ever actually move, the whole of Azeroth rotates beneath him when he moves his legs.

Klondike bars are just given to Saurfang, he doesn't have to do anything for them.

Commentaire de dreadblood

chuck norris is saurfangs RL character

Commentaire de Elamir

Saurfangs cleave can cleave through your account, killing you and all your alts.

Commentaire de 310456

Once Saurfang cleaved the earth. You can see the result in the middle of Eversong Woods.

Commentaire de 211590

Saurfang can pop your Paladin's bubble.

Little did you know he actually can now.

Saurfang once had a girlfriend, but she cheated on him with some guy named Mankrik. We're still looking for the body.
Saurfang can tame druids. He decided to let Swamp-lord Mussek in on it.
In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleaves you!
The cake wasn't a lie. Saurfang just ate all of it.
Due to the lack of pork in his diet, Saurfang now eats souls.
Saurfang isn't wearing T6. That's just his skin.
Saurfang does not use Mortal Strike. There is nothing "Mortal" about Saurfang.
Jaina doesn't really like Thrall, she's just using him to meet Saurfang.
Saurfang is too mighty for mere flags. When he fights in Warsong Gulch, he runs back to the Horde Base with Darnassus tied on a stick.
High Overlord Saurfang is only afraid of one thing...Mrs. Saurfang
Saurfang sees you when you're sleeping. Saurfang knows when you're awake.

Commentaire de 386109

click "view in 3d" at the top and scroll all the way back using your mouse wheel

thats the last thing you will ever see if you dare step into HIS city

Commentaire de 299967

Some people might wonder why Saurfang doesn't have a coin in the Dalaran Fountain.

That's because he doesn't wish for things...he just gets them.

----

Thanks to Maroondude (http://www.wowhead.com/?user=Maroondude) who basically wrote this joke.

Commentaire de dreadblood

saurfang once pee'd in a lake.. that lake is now called the sunwell

Commentaire de 204375

Apparently, killing him is on par to killing Algalon the Observer. The true reason Algalon leaves you to yourselves, is not because the purging is complete, but because Saurfang doesnt allow anybody other than himself to singelhandedly stop raids for more than an hour.

Commentaire de Rabz

Saurfang once stubbed his toe, the result was Blasted lands.

He can also launch additional instances.

Commentaire de mixter

i see cleaving in your future...

last thing a prophet told saurfang...or any1 else...

Commentaire de 192801

Some more Saurfang facts.

In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleaves you

Saurfang once was attacked by The Unstoppable Force. The result was a massive server crash and the creation of The Stoppable Force

Saurfang can spell reflect http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=63041

When you look into the Mirror of Truth, you see Saurfang, which causes Reflection of Torment

When Mother Shahraz asked "Business, or pleasure?" Saurfang replied, "Yes"

Saurfang once went to Ulduar to kill Mimiron. The result was http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=63796

Commentaire de Blackboy0

I am he who watches they. I am the fist of retribution. That which does quell the recalcitrant. Dare you defy the Warchief? Dare you face my merciless judgement?

I face your jud-<Cleaving sound>

Commentaire de 389166

I bow and kneel every day i see Saurfang at Ogrimmar

Commentaire de wrongwayassassin

Wanna hear a touching story? Once upon a time you died and Saurfang lived happily ever after. The end.

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Saurfang said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

Then, he used his fight money... to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat... and then he beat the crap out of every single one.

And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!

Unless it's a farm!

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If there wouldn't be Saurfang, life would Shut Down.

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Saurfang once banged his weapon against his shield as a battle cry.... The only remaining survivers were Saurfang, Mr. T and Chuck Norris...

Commentaire de Gwalchgwyn

Actaully, when Ulduar came out, Saurfang went to see what the fuss was about, he spilled his cool-aid by mistake, and Algalon is the result.

Commentaire de UraRenge

Saurfang was once asked if he could create a rock so hard and strong that he himself could not cleave it.

Saurfang made the rock, cleaved it anyway, and then cleaved the person who asked.

Commentaire de Keley

Strategy:

Since you can't kill or even think about killing High Overlord Saurfang, the only way to get loot (not to kill Him) will be written in this comment.

Abilities:

There are few abilities that are not available to see, when Saurfang is using them, so it's impossible to make a good strategy for encounter...

Encounter:

...but there's one way to loot Him (practicly you don't loot Him, but His items). You must ask Saurfang to put all His equipment on the floor and level herbalism up to 465, which is only possible for Taurens. Then you will be able to loot Saurfang's items for 1 global cooldown (2 if lags) because after that time, he will notice that he can just Cleave all herbs of Azeroth and Outland. When he will come to get His items back, you will be Cleaved, your account will be ~~banned~~ perma-banned and your soul will live in Maelstrom.

Sum-up:

1. Get loot.
2. Get Cleaved.
3. ?
4. Profit.

Note:

As of patch 0.6 this strategy doesn't work.

Commentaire de 422275

Saurfang has no problem with sweeping the leg.

Or putting someone in a body bag.

Yeeeeaaaah!

Commentaire de 404088

did it in 7 players
me : Blood DK
dude 1 : Holy Pala
dude 2 : Feral Drood
dude 3 : Retri Pala
dude 4 : Ele Shammy
dude 5 : Disci Priest
dude 6 : DEstro Lock
its not so hard to do : i spawned Army Of Dead that took over the guards and we rest 6vs1 with that basterd , and yes of course , first , i talked with the horde to dont attack us

Commentaire de 409330

does anyone know the name of his helmet? or any other helmets that look like that?

Commentaire de 368905

Saurfang doesn't need aid to be cool.

Commentaire de 227530

Saurfang CAN just walk into Mordor.

Commentaire de hazmatt

True Saurfang facts!

In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleave you!

Blizzard once tried to nerf Saurfang. They stopped trying after he murdered their programming team.

Chuck Norris is Saurfang's abandoned lv1 alt.

Saurfang take candle.

Saurfang's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he can't cry.

Mankrik's wife once made the mistake of telling Saurfang that Sword Spec was better than Axe spec. She is now known as Beaten Corpse.

Saurfang vendors Head of Nefarian.

Saurfang has made peace with both the Alliance and the Horde...but he still hates them so his rage stays at 101. Yes, I said 101.

An attempt to Shield Wall against Saurfang results in a broken shield and a cleaved face.

Saurfang can divide by zero.

Saurfang can Execute you at 100%, just to save time.

Saurfang CANNOT *Cleaving sound*

Note - My first post! Hope ya enjoyed ;-)

Commentaire de 429762

Grand Warlock Alythess and Lady Sacrolash was originally siamesian eradar twins, until Saurfang decided to solo the sunwell for the phat lewt. You can figure the rest out for yourself...

Commentaire de 409330

1. the lich king is Saurfang's abandoned level 1 dk.
2. azeroth was created when Saurfang cleaved a fly.
3. when Saurfang cleaved the Ashbringer the Ashbringer apologized.

so its obvious...Saurfang is awesome.

Commentaire de Modibybob

Aid needs Saurfang to be cool.

Commentaire de 363317

Saurfang can kite a critter.

Commentaire de mixter

Saurfang can cleave with his bare hands

The titans claimed they created saurfang...they were never seen again...

Illidan was not prepared for saurfang

Saurfang can dual wield unique weapons

Saurfang lit his fart on fire, thus creating searing gorge and the burning steeppes

Saurfang feeds on Algalons tears

Ysera never opens her eyes becouse she's afraid to see saurfang

Saurfang take candle

Saurfang has a pet rock, named mount hyjal

Saurfang doesn't eat pork

Saurfang ate arthas' scone

to cleave or not to cleave, that is the ques...*cleaving sound*

in soviet russia Saurfang still cleaves you

" you hear Saurfangs voice and the sound of cleaving....o wait, look behind you"

Commentaire de 227530

The reason Sargeras has not yet entered Azeroth is not because there is no portal strong enough, but instead the fact that he is afraid of Saurfang.

If you can see Saurfang, he can see you. If you CANT see Saurfang, you're only seconds away from death.

Commentaire de 141045

Saurfang observed Algalon. And fed on his tears.

Commentaire de 227530

Saurfang once tried wielding an Arcanite Reaper, but as soon as his hand touched it, a massive explosion occurred from the insane concentration of awesome in one small area.
Scientists now refer to this explosion as "The Big Bang"

Commentaire de 437798

for saurfang there is no best time to strike, just when he feels like it the most

Saurfang knows what the mystery meat is

Commentaire de 385172

It is rumored that looking at Saurfang can break a man, in two of course.

Commentaire de 429762

In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still does not eat pork!

Edit: Typo^.^

Commentaire de 380693

Saurfang has an enrage timer. I believe it's referred to in revelations.

Commentaire de melikeguns

Saurfang has Dalaran on farm status.

Saurfang only approves of Sam Raimi directing the Warcraft movie because Bruce Campbell is loosely based on him.

If Saurfang wants to Need, you let him Need. Of course, Saurfang doesn't "need" anything.

Saurfang once joined an end-game raiding guild. On his first raid with them, he ninja'd the last boss, teamkilled all his guildmates, and murdered them in real life. He was found innocent on one count of virtual theft. He cleaved the judge, the jury, and the prosecutor immediately afterward. He paid his attorney (also Saurfang) the annual income of 50,000 gold farmers for a job well done. Blizzard blamed themselves for all 24 murders, because life imprisonment and dropping the soap beats getting cleaved.

Commentaire de 439653

Saurfang fought with blizzard to get his own realm wich... after murdering all the gm's in a cleave he got

Commentaire de 254321

full list- www.wowwiki.com/saurfang_facts

Commentaire de 224436

An alliance paladin recently "immuned" High Overlord Saurfang's Cleave using http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=642. The paladin's remains were never found, but Saurfang's vindictive rage resulted in him forcing Blizzard to make the paladin class available to Cows.

Commentaire de 375923

Saurfang is going to be $%^&ed at lich king for killing/converting his son

Commentaire de 430096

Shamans can walk on water, but only Saurfang can swim through land.

Commentaire de 429943

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk get mad he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets mad he turns into Saurfang. When Saurfang gets mad, your already dead. CLEAVE FT*CLEAVE SOUND*

Commentaire de 429943

Name - What Saurfang uses it for

Warglaive of Azzinoth - Toothpick
Frostmourne - Backscratcher
Algalon - Mouthwash
Ashbringer - Fire starter

( if anyone comes up with more feel free to comment)

Commentaire de 173862

Saurfang will now be referred to He who shall not be cleaved.

Commentaire de DeadPixel

The only reason Saurfang always has 100 Rage is because he has to watch all these noobs run around all day.

Commentaire de 181678

Saurfang Yawned for the first time.......the result was the Cataclysm.

Commentaire de 327901

Did you guys know that Saurfang has been in Naxxramas? He slaughted them all -.-
- But didnt killed the Ashbringer

Commentaire de 327901

Would'nt it be cool if there came demon and set High Overlord Saurfang to defend Orgrimmar as he was a lvl 72 elite? xD THAT would be awesome... then can all see hes awesomeness

Commentaire de FlameLazer

Blizzard can't nerf Saurfang. Saurfang nerfs Blizzard.

Commentaire de 410131

Bow before this npc, the god of warcraft.

Commentaire de IbFeeshin

Deathwing made the elemental paradises to see if they could hide from saurfang in them, saurfang picked up an axe cut a hole in the ground and the cataclysm happened.

Commentaire de 457413

He wears that chin guard to hide the fact that hes chuck norris after a heavy dose of steroids. Its to prevent mass exstinction to preserve his followers.

Commentaire de 462805

Saurfang cannot...(cleaving sound)

Commentaire de 322002

Saurfang knows Victoria's secret.

Commentaire de 437798

The reason Naxx is in Northrend, is before Wrath came out saurfang decided to raid naxx. One cleave not only killed everything in Naxxramas, but destroyed Naxxramas itself. For some reason Naxx respawned in Dragonblight, and so Saurfang is there to finish what he started

Commentaire de 55691

"world server is down" when saurfang does cc.

Commentaire de Skele

Before Warcraft, Saurfang was the personal trainer of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Saurfang is Freddy's nightmare.

Commentaire de PinkWolf

Saurfang was here.

High Overlord Saurfang can polymorph, turning you into a corpse.

Saurfang's rage stays at 100.

Saurfang observes Algalon.

Saurfang can tame druids.

Archavon is Saurfang's Pet Rock

Saurfang dual wields Chuck Norris! Nuff said.

Commentaire de darom

lol i wish i could see allys

LULZ HE LOOKZ EZ SAUZE WE CANT BEAT HIM !
WAIT....NO IT HURTS...THE CLEAVE BURNz!

Commentaire de darom

Saurfang doesnt smoke crack or any of that @#$%...he smokes gnomes

Commentaire de Elknot

Saurfang can find Mankrik's wife.

Commentaire de 384751

Er...why isn't his HP listed? Oh, wait....

Commentaire de 462040

Saurfang is the reason why Arthas is hiding in Icecrown.

Commentaire de 224436

Saurfang does not ask you to link achieve -
He knows you're a noob.

Commentaire de Rasmus0909

High Overlord Saurfang considers "Two-Hand" to just be a suggestion for his weapon, not a requirement.
If you have a DPS of 1, and Saurfang has that as well - his DPS is greater than yours.
It's said that saronite runs Yogg'saron's veins.. That's because it's the only place Saurfang thought nobody would step in his crap.

Commentaire de 462805

If you look at a Saurfang quote that has been downrated, you can see a number next to its rating and the word "Purged". That number is actually the number of times Saurfang cleaved the poster out of existence and brought him back to cleave him again and "Purged" actually means that Saurfang ate his sole while he cleaved him, cause he's just that good.

Commentaire de 392335

Chuck Norris is Saurfang's lvl 1 alt.

Commentaire de CNH923

Saurfang does simply cleave into mordor.

Commentaire de 382219

Saurfang had T Infinity, and Weps with 1337k Billions DPS, 2000k Millions Strength and the same Stamina,AP,ARP,Hit,Def,Crit... before WoW was concieved :)).
Now he has found better items.

Mr. T created the Mohawk Grenades, and players use it.
Saurfang created Cleaving Grenades, and Mr. T uses them.

Commentaire de 208103

Obi-Wan Kenobi said, "That's no moon... that's Saurfang."

Commentaire de 488165

Saurfang climbed the universe, and planted a flag on top of it. The Universe stopped growing after that.

Commentaire de Skorchglen

There is no Zuul, only Saurfang.

Commentaire de kasuturo

Sheldon Cooper's research is actually aimed to the eternal devotion to the creation of High Overlord Saurfang.

Commentaire de 462040

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hPxGmTGarM&feature=related
thats saurfangs epic mount

Commentaire de 439653

Saurfang was harder to kill then Kel'thuzad in naxx40

Commentaire de Darthdavo

My favourite horde is Thrall...
No! Saur- <CLEAVE>

Commentaire de 200659

Saurfang can use a bow. The arrows turn into cleaves.

They made a new ability for Saurfang. It's called Cleave Shot.

Commentaire de 489033

If you somehow managed to sheep Saurfang, you'd be the first person to be killed by a sheep

Commentaire de harimuha

The guy killed at the Wrath Gate is Saurfangs son right? I mean he looks like Saurfang,but he is brown and Saurfang is green.I dont know why ppl keep saying Arthas killed Saurfang.Saurfang can cleave ICC anyway.

Commentaire de 489033

yessir, saurfang jr. died at wrathgate

Commentaire de 452229

HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9,000!

Commentaire de HandofDeath

imagine Saurfang vs Chen Stormstout it'll be like bruce lee vs chuck norris

Commentaire de Rottingrat

The axe that Saurfang uses for cleaving: http://www.wowhead.com/?item=12282
Because for the simple fact that any better item would cause the world to explode. And he doesn't want that... yet.

Commentaire de 504286

The real reason the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor split is because that was the day Saurfang cut his very first birthday cake. Afterwards, Saurfang decided that Thrall should cut the cake instead.

And then Saurfang said, let there be God!

The loading screen is essential because you might step on Saurfang's foot when being ported in. The loading screen finishes when it has ensured he has walked away.

Saurfang did For The Horde! without setting foot into the Alliance cities. The leaders hung themselves when Saurfang yelled their names outside.

A Priest once tried to use Mind Control on Saurfang. The priests mind immediately Exploded from the awesomeness contained within and caused a contagious rot to apear in gthe brains of the Plagued Roaches which caused worldwide attack by Zombies causing Azeroth to be temorarily known as Zombieland

Saurfang is a n00b. By saying that my life expectancy is down to 2 s-

If you ever insult High Overlord Saurfang, he will cleave you; hunt down your ghost, cleave it; hunt down your account, cleave it; hunt you down in life, cleave you in life; and cleave every trace of your existence from the fabric of space and time.

Saurfang can put Cleave, Sunder Armor, Thunder Clap, and Eviscerate into one macro and use it at will, even though the last isn't even a warrior skill. This is because no rogue trainer is stupid enough to refuse to teach him.

Tricky Treats get a tummyache when they have too much Saurfang.

Originally, Saurfang was a member of the Horsemen. However, upon finding out they had no intentions of bringing the apocolypse, Saurfang left, and in rage, killed the Four Horsemen, their mounts, ressurected them, and Really Sticky Glued their butts to the saddles of their horses.

At first, Thrall considered High Overlord Saurfang to accompany him in killing Mannoroth, but Saurfang refused, claiming that Mannoroth simply wasn't worth the effort.

A light from above, with angels who sang,
Down from the heavens, descended Saurfang,
Who delivered a strike, from which his enemies eyes teared,
Into the crotch, of Muradin Bronzebeard.
Who fell onto the ground, his face red and blotched,
While Varian Wrynn turned back to Lo'Gosh.
But Saurfang saw through his clever disguise,
and crushed Varian's head in between his thighs.
Then Grommash Hellscream and Garrosh Hellscream
and Turalyon with his face full of wipped cream
and all of the glowing naaru and the Drakkari
and King Mrgl-Mrgl and a dwarf named Yarley.
And Illidan and Sylvanas, Malfurion and Lady Vashj,
Eitrigg, Algalon and the Mighty Morphing Midget Gnomes.
Tirion Fordring and Darion Mograine, Brann, Arthas,
Mai'Kyl and Deathwing's chin.
They all came out of nowhere lightning fast,
but Saurfang cleaved them with his badass axe.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
with Nozdormu staring in total awe.
The battle raged on for a century,
Many lesser claimed, but eventually,
The champion stood, the rest saw the better.
Saurfang lol'd wielding his blood stained beheader.

*Edited for moar awesomesongsauce

Commentaire de 333821

A light from above, with angels who sang,
Down from the heavens, descended Saurfang,
Who delivered a kick, from which his eyed teared,
Into the crotch, of Muradin Bronzebeard.
Who fell onto the ground, his face red and blotched,
While Varian Wrynn turned back to Lo'Gosh.
But Saurfang saw through his clever disguise,
and crushed Varian's head in between his thights

Commentaire de Malediction

In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleaves you.

Commentaire de 429531

When Saurfang farted the Twisting Nether was created.

Commentaire de vasili

theres obviously only one reason we can't kill him. he is saurfang. The reason Bruce Lee is dead is because he got cleaved by saurfang. In secret japan wasn't bombed by atomic bombs saurfang sneezed. Hitler didnt shoot himself he got cleaved by saurfang. Saurfang is so beast in one cleave he could kill every boss in the game plus chuck norris. When garrosh challenged saurfang before they even started fighting garrosh was gone. if arthas hit saurfang with frostmourne saurfang would parry frostmourne would shatter then arthas gets cleaved for infinite damage.

Commentaire de 213852

Mekkatorque once dared Saurfang to fart.

Gnomeregan remains irradiated.

Commentaire de HandofDeath

Highoverlord Saurfang once dared Broxigar Saurfang to hit sargeras sargeras has been hiding ever since

Commentaire de 495414

The Force is insignificant next to the power of Saurfang

Commentaire de 313143

Saurfang has Cleave.
Ms. Saurfang has Cleavage.

Commentaire de jster

FYI my warlock crits plate for 10k, just like no girls tackling me when i use axe, i dont get any chuck norris jokes when i crit :-(

Commentaire de jster

FYI my warlock crits plate for 10k, just like no girls tackling me when i use axe, i dont get any chuck norris jokes when i crit :-(

Commentaire de Darthdavo

Saurfang doesn't get AIDS.

AIDS gets Saurfanged

Commentaire de 529355

Saurfang is using a mace lolo-*cleaving noice*

Commentaire de 529355

Anyone feel like stunning Saurfang? Or incapacitating?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS7m9dIgebo&feature=related

Commentaire de 475607

There will be just one time Saurfang will kneel once, and only once. And that will be when he kneels to loot the body of Sargeras.

Commentaire de Evandar21

High Overlord Saurfang rolls 1337 (1-100)

Commentaire de Erethzium

Idiot, you can't kill Saurfang. He'd cleave your entire guild at the mere thought of possibly ATTEMPTING to kill him.

Commentaire de 243362

High Overlord Saurfang defeated the Black Knight of Monty Python in one cleave.

Commentaire de 545254

The Only Reason Azeroth Is Split Into 3 Contents Is Cause Saurfang Didnt Have A Target
And He Had Glyph Of Cleaving

Commentaire de 545254

Saurfang Could Cleave B4 He could Walk

Commentaire de 545333

Chuck Norris played World of Warcraft. When he saw Saurfang, he hid under the bed until his account expired. He hasn't been back since.

Commentaire de thehansenman

I consider this entire discussion what will happen if the Immovable Object and the Unstoppable Force collide to be misunderstood. I mean, Saurfang can't collide with himself.

Commentaire de megamech109

People always go on about Saurfang, don't forget that Rexxar would absolutely obliterate him ... this comment will be purged as an Act of God but hey, at least it is true =]

Commentaire de megamech109

The Dark Portal wasn't always in a crater, the crater was formed when Saurfang spat on the ground.

Commentaire de 545254

on my dk we killed saurfang then i rasied him
as my minion. then i became his minion

Commentaire de nisx

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4295/wowscrnshot031310172025.jpg

High Overlord Saurfang VS. Colossus of Ashi

3.3.3 PTR AQ event stuff

Commentaire de Tarudizer

The location of this NPC is unknown. Because Saurfang decides when you are allowed to see him. Which is never.

Commentaire de Vip3r

One day Mankrik's wife told Saurfang that Sword Specialization is better than Poleaxe specialization... now she is known as a beaten corpse in the Barrens.

Commentaire de 566402

The world will not end in 2012 it just that saurfang's is just geting some new weopens

Commentaire de 543468

Saurfang hits Gammon- The reason why Thunder Bluff built their city so high

There was an Alliance version of Saurfang- He was "taken care of"

The reason Blizz created DKs- That the complete noobness of them would run Saurfang out of the game's program.

Saurfang COMMANDED the lich king to attack Azeroth because all of the lvl 70s he was ganking was getting too easy.

Commentaire de HandofDeath

Dranosh soul cleaves
Varok Cleaves
but Brox doesn't cleave he obliterates
~ Sargeras been hiding from brox since 1999

Commentaire de 490559

When Saurfang uses charge, he stays stationary, the world rolls under his feet until he is in cleaving range. Which is a 600 mile radius.

Commentaire de 430096

Saurfang CAN talk about Fight Club

Commentaire de Orranis

One day on Draenor, Broxigar and Varok Saurfang, being prone to sibling rivalry when they were younger, had an argument over who was stronger. So they had to test it out. The real challenge of course, was figuring out a test that could create a measurable difference between the two. Being that they are both Saurfangs, they would normally just both play at the maximum.

Finally, Broxigar had an idea. He took what many called a wooden axe, though in reality was his toothpick, jumped through space-time and ended up in between Azeroth and the Twisting Nether during the War of the Ancients. He poked Sargeras with his toothpick, wounding a God. Before then, this was known as physically impossible.

Saurfang shrugged, pointed his axe towards the sky, in the direction of a far off planet, and waved it slightly. The planet was instantly destroyed, and being that all his attacks cleave, after destroying thirteen million other planets (and counting), the force also hit Azeroth. Becuase of Broxigar's presence there, it's complete destruction was barely avoided. This event has become known as the Sundering, the most potent catastrophe that the world had ever face, in which the world itself was rent into many pieces. That's right, the force moved so fast it went back in time.

Cataclysm is simply the aftershock.

Commentaire de 566686

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Fear is another name for Saurfang.

Commentaire de 490559

Saurfang's ghost can kill spirit guides. Thats right Saurfang can di.. <cleaving sound>

Commentaire de 571648

Saurfang once used a toothpick (after eating planets, of course). We now call that toothpick Frostmourne.

Saurfang soloed Hogger. Nuff said.

Saurfang actually started off like most players, killing crabs for quests. However, his crabs were named "Vezax".

All raid bosses are immune to Saurfang's taunt. No raid bosses are dumb enough to focus on him.

Saurfang is curious to see what happens when he uses his most powerful cleave. He has plans to find out on December 21, 2012.

Saurfang shot the sheriff, the deputy, AND his wee doggy, too!

If Saurfang were to wield The Stoppable Force, a paradox would be created.

Saurfang CAN make a silent crusader talk, even though it is a sword.

Mankrik's wife &*!@ed off Saurfang once. No one has seen her ever since.

Saurfang is the true voice actor of Hat the Singing Turtle. He's just ashamed of it.

Writer of the previous fact lie was cleaved, as you see.

Saurfang CAN let the Alliance have all the fun today.

Saurfang can tame druids.

Saurfang does not use his full strength with Cleave anymore. He thought one Sundering was enough.

The cake wasn't a lie. Saurfang ate all of it.

In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleaves you.

Saurfang made Ragefire Chasm by kicking a gnome warlock into a wall in Orgrimmar.

The guy who made the atom bomb called himself "The Bringer of Death". He could only use this title because Saurfang didn't want it anymore.

Commentaire de 579837

saurfang is the immovable object and the unstoppable force.

Commentaire de 382219

This is what remained of Therazane after Saurfang decided that Azeroth had too many Earthquakes.

Commentaire de 586476

Saurfang turn'd Mankrik's wife into a Beaten Corpse.

If you could roll on Lich King's helm Helm Of Domination Saurfang would pass, since it will lower hes stats.

Commentaire de 610680

Saurfang never dropped a coin into Dalaran's Fountain......if he did that fountain would cease to exist.

Commentaire de Stigoz

"The location of this NPC is unknown."

*shivers*

Commentaire de 296147

When the unstoppable force meets the immovable object Chuck Norris is created, then Saurfang comes and roundhouse kicks him.

Commentaire de 516884

He has 147600 HP and i critted him about 20 time but nothing happened.
P.S. my char is Sapphiron (The dragon not the DK). XD

Commentaire de Rasmus0909

Ever really thought about where lighting comes from? It's Saurfang playing dice with God. Lighting occurs wheneverr he snarls, you can barely see his tooth, then followed by a loud growl.

Commentaire de Vip3r

Once, Illidan challenged Saurfang to a staring contest. Illidan has been blind ever since.

Commentaire de Egrem

From Ask CDev #1:
Q: What were Varok Saurfang's notable accomplishments prior to WoW?
A: Varok Saurfang has served with the Horde ever since he drank the blood of Mannoroth alongside Grom Hellscream. Varok led forces in the sacking of Shattrath, Stormwind, and everything between, never losing in battle until the Horde was routed at the end of the Second War. When Orgrim Doomhammer seized control of the Horde in the First War, he chose Varok Saurfang as his second-in-command after witnessing Varok's efficient and brutal tactics on the field. After the demonic bloodlust had been lifted from the orcs due to Grom Hellscream's sacrifice, Varok helped dozens of veterans come to grips with their previous atrocities, ultimately saving the lives of many great Horde soldiers. Rumor also has it that Saurfang once cleaved three men in half with one swing… of his hand.

Commentaire de Lmjkdd6

Wow, I just clicked view in 3D and my computer froze at 42% loaded, which is THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE.

Shows how Saurfang is all powerful.

Commentaire de 435011

Hey! I finally realized the point of restrictions for russian realms: almost no one there realizes how awesome Saurfang is, and so Saurfang blocked all the fun for us.

Commentaire de 141045

Barrens Giraffes exist because Saurfang uppercutted a Zhevra.

Commentaire de Vancleave

Saurfang, en route to Lordaeron by boat, decided to try Bladestorm near the Maelstorm. Thrall was left behind to try to fix it.
Saurfang was one of the Old Gods, but he decided to create the Titans to teach his former friends a lesson. After the work was done, he disposed his titanic tools aswell. Only Saurfang remained to prove this true story.
Once my friend disappeared, as Saurfang decided to delete him.
Once a Blizzard employee tried to delete Saurfang for fun... Blizzard is desperately in need for new employees since then.
When Thrall and Garrosh fight for the rank of Warchief, Saurfang comes out victorious.
Saurfang once created an alternate dimension, where he never existed, and everything was peaceful, known as the Emerald Dream. Sadly, he accidentally destroyed it by waking up.
If you somehow survived one of Saurfang's cleaves, you would feel obligated to thank him for cleaving you.
Humans run from orcs. Orcs run from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris runs from Saurfang.
The Goblins only receive the Best. Bracers. Ever. from Saurfang as a gift for coming into the Horde.
It was not the scale of Deathwing that Rhonin used to destroy the Demon Soul. It was actually a piece of Saurfang's toenail.

Commentaire de Vancleave

http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=18229 + Haut seigneur Saurcroc = Crash Test Creature

Commentaire de ramanshaman

Albert Einstein once dared High Overlord Saurfang to cleave him. We now know Albert Einstein as Steven Hawkings.

Commentaire de killerdinoblood

Once Saurfang and Thrall played a card game.Saurfang lost and his yell was heard all the way to Silithus.Thats how C"thun s prison was shattered.Then in Borean Tundra he played football with Garrosh....and he lost (cuz Garrosh cheated !).He stomped the ground,made some earthquakes etc.And guess what o_O...Yogg-Saron s prison shattered.

EDIT:I got cleaved because i dare say Saurfang ever lost

Second Edit:I got cleaved again cuz i survived Saurfang s cleave and made a edit.

Third Edit:I got cleaved again cuz i survived Saurfang s cleave and made a Second Edit

Fourth Edit:I got cleaved again cuz i survived Saurfang s cleave and made a Third Edit

Fifth Edit:....

Commentaire de Merylyan

Saurfang's gearscore is ∞ (infinite). Even naked.

Commentaire de 430096

Saurfang doesn't need you to post your Gearscore, he allready knows your a noob.

Commentaire de Ethlin

You know when Varian had a sudden change of heart in ICC? It's because what happened effected Saurfang and he didn't want to make him mad.

Commentaire de Ethlin

Saurfang and Chuck Norris made a 2v2 arena team once. When the queue popped they achieved 9001 rating.

Commentaire de matias15

some crazy player tried to know Saurfang's Gearscore, and the whole server instantly crashed.

Commentaire de MingtheMerciless

When Saurfang wants to fly somewhere, he doesn't actually fly to his destination. He stays still on his flying mount while the world moves under him.

Saurfang once farted while he was in a forest in northern Kalimdor, that forest is now known as Felwood.

Saurfang cleaved Vegeta for saying that his power level is only 9000.

Saurfang CAN grasp the true form of Giygas' attack.

Murmur is frightened of Saurfang's voice.

Zod kneels before Saurfang.

Upon hearing that the alliance claims Darius Crowley as the new Saurfang, Saurfang killed every alliance member in existence and cleaved Crowley into so many pieces that not even Nozdormu had enough time to put him back together.

Saurfang starred in the movie "Saturday Night Cleaver".

Saurfang once spat into the Dark Portal and killed the Pit Commander on the other side.

There are no legendary weapons in Outland! Saurfang lives in Orgrimmar.

Saurfang created the Maelstrom by doing a cannonball into the Well of Eternity.

Some kids check under their beds for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Saurfang.

Crowley can cleave enemies with his bare hands, Saurfang can cleave enemies with his toes.

"High Overlord" is not Saurfang's full title, he simply couldn't fit it in his tooltip. His full title is "Ultimate High Ruling Overlord of the Universe"

A Clefthoof once accidently ran into Saurfang while he was walking in Nagrand, Saurfang attacked the Clefthoof, and that is how it earned the name "Brokentoe".

Saurfang doesn't catch the flu, the flu catches Saurfang.

Saurfang doesn't get wet, the water gets Saurfanged.

855,600 is not actually Saurfang's HP, it is the number of people he is allowing to live, note that if attacked this number decreases rapidly.

Forest Trolls are actually Goblins trained by Saurfang.

Saurfang has an ant farm, it is named Ahn'Qiraj.

The cake isn't a lie, Saurfang got it, also note that the phrase "The cake is a lie" actually was misspelled, it was meant to be: "The cake is alive", which, coincidentally, actually is a lie, as Saurfang cleaved it.

Saurfang's duplicity is, in fact, surprising.

All your cleave are belong to Saurfang.

They say that Chuck Norris has another fist instead of a chin, well Saurfang has another fist equipped with this instead of his chin.

For even more TRUE facts about "Ultimate High Ruling Overlord of the Universe Saurfang", see this page.

Commentaire de sephiroth692

He is the true final boss of the raid 'Twisting Tower', along with Lardeur located in The Twisting Nether. It consists of the hardest bosses found in the game world.

Twisting Tower

Animal Wing
Lapin
Ecureuil
Poulet
Fei Fei

Dragon Wing
Onyxia
Nefarian
Plaie-de-Nuit (Optional)
Malygos
Sindragosa

Leader Wing
Kel'Thuzad
Kil'jaeden
Le roi-liche
Aile de mort
Garrosh Hurlenfer

The Pinnacle
Archimonde
Chuck Norris (Final)

The Destined Thrones
Haut seigneur Saurcroc (True Final)
Lardeur (True Final)

Commentaire de 178843

He isn't gone, only hiding until the right time to cleave.

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High Overlord Saurfang decided to get drunk once.
the place where he got drunk is now called blasted lands...

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This is his goldfish

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The strategy to The Destined Thrones:

Saurfang's Abilities

- A simple strike that deals 500000-530000 damage.
Cri de guerre - Saurfang shouts, increasing all stats of himself and Hogger by 50000 and gaining 120 rage. Lasts 42 years.
Poing de force - Punches the tanks for 600000 damage and knocks them back 30 yards. Then deals 600000 damage over two seconds.
Incinérer - Burns the nearest healer, reducing their casting speed by 96% and dealing 400000 damage over 5 seconds.

Hogger's Abilities

- A simple strike that deals 490000-500000 damage.
Hachoir vicieux - A vicious slice rips through a target, instantly dealing 1000% normal weapon damage. The target is also left bleeding for 50% of maximum health every 1 second for 10 seconds.
Assaut fulgurant - Hogger charges a target and causes him to inflict an additional 80% damage on his next attack.
Invocation de serviteurs - Hogger summons his minions to aid him and Saurfang in battle.

Phase One (100% - 70%)
During the entire battle, you have to have both Saurfang's and Hogger's HP the same. For example if Hogger is at 70% and Saurfang is 90%, phase two won't commence because they must both be at 70%. Hogger will then not be able to lose any more health until Saurfang's is at 70%. You MUST keep this in mind.

When the battle commences, they will both start to attack the nearest Gnome no matter how much threat anyone else has. Once they both hit him/her, they will attack the player with the most threat. This is mostly just a nuke phase. Healers should be prepared for Incinérer when Saurfang casts it. Occasionally, Hogger will cast Invocation de serviteurs which will summon four Level 255 Elite Riverpaw mobs.

Phase Two (70% - 20%)
Once they have both gotten to 70%, The area will be flooded and Saurfang will summon Requin-baleine to the battle. Saurfang and Hogger will be absent for this time. The tactics you use in Vashj'ir are the same in here, but keep in mind that it is now 500% more powerful.

Once it's dead, the room will become normal again and Saurfang and Hogger will appear. Saurfang gets a new ability, Revanche in this phase. It will automatically counter attack someone after he blocks, parries or dodges for damage equal to 100% of your maximum health. However, due to the impossibility that someone blocks, parries or dodges Saurfang, he'll decide to use it whenever he wants to. Hogger will get Coup de tête, which will stun an enemy for 15 seconds and deals 400000 damage.

Phase Three (20% - 0.000000000000001%)
Saurfang and Hogger will then Enrage, increasing all their stats and Rage Regeneration by 90%. DPS and Healers will get killed in one hit. Healers must always be healing 24/7, otherwise the Tanks will die. When the Tanks die, it's Game Over for the group. Sometime during this phase, Hogger will cast Explosion des Arcanes, which will hit anyone in a 30 yard radius. Everyone should move to the corners of room when the warning on your screen appears. Anyone that is hit will have 99.99% of their health taken from them.

When they both reach 0.3% health, everyone must run towards Saurfang. There is a high chance that people will die, but you're going to have to do it. This will be explained in Phase Four. Once they reach 0.000000000000001% health, the final phase will occur...

Phase Four (0.000000000000001% - 0%)
Every character in World of Warcraft, logged in or not, will be stunned for 1 minute, even if they are in Azeroth, Outland, Argus, Xoroth or any other planet. Hogger will then get killed by Saurfang.

Saurfang will then attempt to Enchaînement the universe, the space time continuum and the gods. This has a 0.2 second cast time. However, right before he casts it, the nearest person to him will not be stunned anymore. It is then their sworn duty to finish off Saurfang in those little 0.2 seconds. If the player has any latency, lag or they miss, he will Cleave and the universe will explode, resulting in all the planets being destroyed, all the characters and accounts being deleted, /format C: happening, all the computers of all WoW players being destroyed in an explosion, every house being destroyed, and the universe in real life plus another one being destroyed.

Saurfang will drop Andonisus, Reaper of Souls, Porte-Cendres, Atiesh, grand bâton du Gardien (one of the four), Deuillelombre and Sulfuras, Main de Ragnaros. Hogger will drop Thori'dal, la Fureur des étoiles, Lame-tonnerre, épée bénie du Cherchevent, Val'anyr, le marteau des anciens rois and Glaive de guerre d'Azzinoth (one of the two).

Commentaire de 780543

we all know it wasnt blizzards fault exodar chrashed... saurfang just felt horny one night

Commentaire de Elamir

Saurfang can cast;
Sinister Cleave, Cleavestep, Lay on Cleaves, Divine Cleave, Totem of Cleaving, Cleaving Throw, Cleaving Shout, Devouring Cleave, Power Word: Cleave, Cleave Elemental and Conjure: Cleave.

And he can also cast Cleavelust and Cleavism at the same time. Too bad no one could actually see those..

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Warning: Using Java on the 3D model may occasionally cause him to use his cleave animation causing a painfull death.

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Saurfang won the GAME!

Commentaire de Merylyan

Saurfang doesn't move, he just APPEARS.

Commentaire de OverZealous

Saurfang once faced Saurfang in a 1 on 1 duel. Saurfang won.

Commentaire de 817832

The Burning Legion make Azerothians cry,
The Old Gods make the Burning Legion cry,
The Pantheon make the Old Gods cry,
Saurfang makes them all cry.

Commentaire de Karlzone

Saurfang has an ant farm, it is named Ahn'Qiraj.

There's something wrong there.

EDIT: Got it :D

Saurfang farms ants, they're named The Ahn'Qiraj.

Commentaire de bounchofbeaners

why the hell are people talking about saurfang like hes the best npc.... rexxar is the best npc ....rexxar would own this dude in one hit...and he looks like batman and could actualy be batman..just go to youtube and type in cave batman and look at the resemblence also cave batman has a pet mammoth just like rexxar has a pet bear.. REXXAR should be the high warlorde instead of saurfang..

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More Saurfang facts:

Edwin Vancleef was such a Saurfang fan that he renamed himself to Edwin Vancleave. His current last name is the sound he made when he tried to say it after Saurfang punched his teeth in.

Once, Saurfang tried to Bladestorm while he was sailing past the Maelstrom. Thrall was left behind to fix it.

There is no cow level. At least, not after Saurfang visited it.

Saurfang sucks.

The author of the last fact is actually Saurfang himself, because above all other things, Saurfang is humble!

Illidan once challenged Saurfang to a staring contest. He's blind now.

Deathwing isn't Saurfang's epic mount. Deathwing isn't awesome enough.

Vol'jin is Saurfang's level 1 Shadow Hunter alt.Saurfang can create hero class alts before they are released!
Jaina is cheating on Thrall with Saurfang. Thrall knows, but he's too scared off Saurfang to say anything.
Saurfang cleaved Medivh for cheating in a game of Chess

Kil'jaeden asked if Saurfang wanted to help him eradicate all life. Saurfang agreed, and started with Kil'Jaeden.

Saurfang once made a level 1 dwarf alt. He used it to punch Deathwing in the face.

Once, Saurfang created a guild, so he and his 1337 buddies could do guild things together. Among the guild members were (apparently) Hogger, Kel'Thuzad, Mr. Bigglesworth, Brann Bronzebeard, and Darius Crowley. However, the guild had to be disbanded, because the pure awesomeness made computers worldwide crash.

Saurfang takes the candle.

Every mob in the universe is immune to Saurfang's taunt. No living creature is dumb enough to attack him.

When asked about Kael'thas Sunstrider, Saurfang replies:'Merely a setback.'

Saurfang died 10 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell him.

Saurfang doesn't have a health bar: it's a meter which displays how many creatures Saurfang currently allowes to live. Note, when attacked, this number decreases sharply...

You would have been able to drop items. Now you immediately destroy them, since Saurfang said he didn't like littering.

If a mage somehow polymorphed Saurfang, that mage would be the first character to die by a sheep.

Saurfang knows the answer to life, universe and everything. He won't tell you.

Epicus Maximus is Saurfang's pet goldfish.

Saurfang's Holy Resistance is 1337.

Saurfang can simply walk into Mordor.

Once Saurfang wanted to get some HKs. He went into a battleground and got 250.000 Honorable Kills with one cleave. He never uses his title, because it isn't awesome enough.

Once, a priest tried to Mind Control Saurfang. His mind immediately exploded from the awesomeness.

Saurfang can DPS, heal and tank at the same time. However, he never has to do either of them.

Saurfang uses Shadowmourne when he is mining. He doesn't use his head, because that would make the ore vein explode from awesomeness.

Ra, Ashur, Zeus, Jupiter, Odin, Quetzalcoatl, Waaq, and other similar proper names are, in reality, aliases of the same entity. That entity is... Yup, you guessed it.

Saurfang is boss level. Now we don't know what boss level actually is, but we think it's a visual representative for 'infinity'.

Saurfang's first name is an acronym: it means V.A.R.O.K. = Very Awesome Ruling Orc-Killer.

TL;DR: Saurfang = awesome = Saurfang.

Commentaire de liverman2503

Im guessing hes basicly chuck norris but wow version.

Commentaire de Kawney

Saurfang is High Overlord because if he was Warchief he would make Chuck Norris the new High Overlord.

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Saurfang is Chuck Norris's WoW character. Hes that epic.

Commentaire de DagothUr

I'm pretty sure he will be part of the Siege of Ogrimmar event to destroy Garrosh. Saurfang said he would kill Garrosh himself before Garrosh lead the Orcs down a dark path again.
See the quotes section http://www.wowpedia.org/Varok_Saurfang of Saurfang and Garrosh in Warsong Hold for the full dialogue.

Commentaire de MABGamer6407

With Hellscream Becoming a bad guy and Thrall is the leader of the shamans of Earthen Ring all thats left is to have Saurfang kick Garrosh off the throne and become the Next Warchief after years of being on duty.

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Saurfang's level 1 companion pet: Oondasta.

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Saurfang's cooking skill is so high that when Ainsley Harriott and Paul Hollywood teamed up in a live cooking show against Saurfang, Saurfang won before the programme was announced in the TV guide.

Saurfang doesn't need archaeology skill to find artifacts, when he cleaves the ground it opens up and gives him all the artifacts he wants.

Saurfang is so good at fishing, he can catch a Chapeau du pêcheur chanceux from a Sagefish school with his bare hands.

Saurfang's First Aid Skill is so high that when he uses a linen bandage on you, you instantly regain full health and become invulnerable for all eternity, no-one except Saurfang has experienced this, so we'll have to trust him.

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Deathwing were once Alivewing, until Saurfang found him.

Commentaire de PotatoKing

When Saurfang does the Karazhan Chess event he goes straight for Medivh and cleaves him to win.

Commentaire de Maelchav

I clicked the "View in 3D" button, and it brought up a message saying "Three dimensions aren't enough to capture the image of Saurfang". That window was then cleaved in half.

Commentaire de Whitelaro

High Overlord Saurfang can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Killing guards gives no honor, because you would be merely trying too hard to be like Saurfang.

PvP NPC's drop no loot because Saurfang has already looted them all.

Commentaire de 1101319

Jokes aside, has this NPC ever been killed by players? Some players if i remember on old wow forums boasted about rotating invlunerability potions/petri flasks and other crap like ice block but it said they only brought him down to 60%

There is a vid of someone taking him down solo on cata ptr but..he was on ptr with deathwing epics when cata just came out so he was extra-boosted

Commentaire de xerostrasz57

Mount Kajaro is High overlord Saurfang's 4th grade Science project.

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Vid can be found here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTLrxwqEUGE
done on a cata PTR, protection pally. The guy indeed solo's him

but i am talking about earlier ones, there was a raid group organized during crusade but i dont think they ever made it

Commentaire de kirus

Little known fact about him, if he have had a daughter, her cleavage would be deadly!

Commentaire de DagothUr

Thrall once dared Saurfang to punch a wall in Orgrimmar. The hole in the wall became known as Ragefire Chasm.

Commentaire de Atromnis

"The location of this NPC is unknown."
You don't find Saurfang, he finds you.

Commentaire de Reddervish

Actually as of 6.2 High Lord Saurfang is in the Town Hall of Horde players giving out dungeon quests.

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Cleave was eventually removed from Warriors because Saurfang was deemed the only one worthy of Cleaving properly.

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Logging into WoW between May 25th and August 1st, Horde will receive a letter from Haut seigneur Saurcroc saying;

"We orcs came to this world decades ago, driven by demonic bloodlust, pillaging and carving a swath of destruction. Now free of the blood curse, we stand proudly alongside the greatest warriors of Azeroth, defending family and homeland with our dying breath. But we must never forget that dark past, lest it overtake us once again. Take these arms as a reminder of our origins, the foe we now face, and what it means to be of Horde. Lok'tar Ogar!"

It comes with the attachment Horde Strong Box which contains Replica Blood Guards Cleaver and Replica Staff of Gul'dan which are cosmetic items you can transmog.

As Alliance you will receive a letter from Roi Varian Wrynn;

"Decades ago, bloodthirsty invaders emerged from the Dark Portal, rampaging through our lands and threatening our very existence. But with might, cunning, and a resolve that forged the Alliance amidst the flames of destruction, our champions drove them back. Take these arms and bear them with pride, for you are a champion of the Alliance!"

It comes with the attachment Alliance Strong Box which contains Replica Lion's Fang and Replica Lion's Heart.

Logging into wow during the two months following the International premiere of Warcraft also grants you the achievements Combattre pour la Horde/Combattre pour l’Alliance

Commentaire de 0Aloreth

Deathwing didn't cause the Cataclysm; Saurfang did it as collateral damage when he cleaved Deathwing shortly after he awakened.

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After Vol'jin died he decided to burry himself apparently http://pokit.org/get/img/545dd8e810e8bcb3f365073cc2481e19.jpg

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Ok, I just ran into Grommash Hold on my Horde paladin, I have not gone in there since the introduction to Broken Isles quests with Legion, and the death of Vol'Jin..... just now realized it's High Overlord Saurfang standing in there.
I would like to know, has anyone on the Alliance tried to kill him, and how badass is he now?
I used to get brought to this page, and I've heard of how infamous he used to be during vanilla - and of course, I never got to witness his glory days since I started playing WoW in the summer of 2008, and he was soon removed from Orgrimmar during WOTLK and onward.

Commentaire de Freeozy

Last night we go near him as alliance to say hello. And he wellcomes us very nicely, wiped 40man raid in 2 sec. His bldestorm hits for 850K-950K each seconds. And he has 1.4G HP. When i remain dead and have lots of time to res, i remembered Broxigar the Red which he was the only living being who injured Sargeras. I dont think we are prepared for Sargeras yet. :D

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He still has his old abilities including some new ones!

Back in Vanilla, he was feared because of his Cleave, Mortal Strike and Saurfang's Rage,
today Saurfang's Rage, which is procced if someone crits him, still does the old 10k dmg.
Cleave is also not the thing you should fear, hitting for about 100% wd (weapon damage).
Mortal Strike could get a problem for a bad geared tank as it hits for 500% wd, which should be about 2M.
Heroic Leap is a new ability which does 100% wd and isn't that bad either.

BUT he got one ability which will strike fear in all meele's: BLADESTOOOORM.
Bladestorm was first given to his son in nagrand during WOTLK and does 150% wd
every 0.5 sec for 12sec. Even for a tank this is a #$%^ton of damage and for any meele dps it's a
maelstrom of steel and death.

I made a summary of some screenshots i made, when i was testing him with my hunter.
Note that my pet only takes 5% of AE dmg, so you have to multiply Cleave and Heroic Leap dmg 20 times.
http://i.imgur.com/NXBh5jJ.jpg

I think a 40 raid of decent player's should be able to ki *cleaving sound*.

Commentaire de Mullokad

Had a couple of alliance hanging around front of org so i jumped off my mount and goblin glidered around them casting a couple of dots, they followed me into org so i quickly flew into grommash hold and bolted to saurfang, he didnt seem pleased to see alliance there and ONE SHOT all 5 of them. I have learned to fear saurfang even more now.

Commentaire de 0Aloreth

Sylvanas didn't kill Saurfang. She couldn't. He simply pitied her and pretended to die.

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