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Commentaire de cephadex

The first female hozen you meet, and of course she makes food. Really, Blizzard? (And of course this gets rated way down-- how dare I even say anything about this!)

Commentaire de mmerrell

You must speak to Ooker Dooker for the quest Morale Booster. If you keep choosing the more insulting options during the conversation, hilarity will ensue! Also, do not worry, you will still get to complete the quest and nothing bad will come from it.

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After you get the qeust from go to the cave a little further down south and talk to Ooka Dooker, you have 2 options when talking to him.

The first one is asking nicely:
Ooka, may i please have some of your delicious fighter chow? i hear its the best.

he wil then give you the items, or you can choose the fun way and engage in a pissing contest.
if you choose the insulting way the following dialogue wil happen:

Player: You'll hand over the fighter chow now if you know what's good for you.

Ooka Dooker: What did you ookin say?

Player: I said, when i beat your brother black and blue, he dooked his pants and jumped away. Now give me the chow!

Ooka Dooker: Flip blookin dook-sniffer. You better take that back!

Player: Hey. Ooka, your ooker is showing. That's unsavory and not the least bit sanitary

Ooka Dooker: Ookin Dookin blookin flookin wikket!

Player: Your mom. (i couldnt control my laughter at this point)

Ooka Dooker: My mom? MY MOM! You wikket licking ooker!

Player: Ookin' wikket! walk away, just like your brother.

Ooka Dooker: You leave my brother out of this you, blickjikity dook-manker!

Player: You know what, Ooka? You have a dook for a head!

Ooka Dooker: My head? You'r a slicky headed dook-manker

Player: Slicky slapper! That's right, i said it. Slicky slapper

Ooka Dooker: Go mank a slicky, wicket. In fact, go mank two while one manks you from behind and the other manks your dooker.

Player: You've got quite the mouth on you, Oka. Maybe i should stuff it full of your blookin mank chow.

Ooka Dooker: Jeek on it. Jeek on this. You take that back, Dooker (insert race here)!

Player: You can mank my dook, Ooka. I'm taking the chow and there's nothing you can ookin do about it, wicket licker

Ooka Dooker: Mank you, man. MANK YOU.

Player: Blikkety slickety ook. This mank jeeked on my dook. Face! Now hand over the fighter chow.

After you click the last dialogue option he wil turn around and say the following:

You've out-hozened me, wicket-lover. Here, take the chow. You earned it.

All in all a pretty fun qeust.

Ouka Doukacque <Sœur d’Ouko et pirate des Fiers-à-flot>

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